"If I was in his shoes I would have been forensic..."
@rachaelmaskell.bsky.social reminding us all how the Labour right sold Starmer to the British public, a long con they wouldn't have been able to get away with without a complicit mainstream media
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In a powerful speech, Prime Minister Starmer has apologised to Epstein’s victims and taken full responsibility for getting caught. He has vowed to harshly punish the advisor who told him to lie about hiring Peter Mandelson. This is what leadership looks like.
HUGE NEWS: After finally admitting that he misled parliament over the appointment of Peter Mandelson, Sir Keir Starmer has decided not to resign as prime minister
The mayor of Tel Aviv has announced that over 1,000 homes have been left uninhabitable from the Iran war, but don't worry, he has already lined up 1,000 of the West Bank's nicest homes to steal
Sam Coates reports "We've got some breaking news"
It turns out that the head of the civil service told Starmer he should get all the security vetting done before he announced who'd be the new ambassador
"Clearly Starmer chose not to do that, [he] chose to ignore formal advice"
Spread awareness
Nothing about this dystopia feels natural. We all sense it deep in our marrow. We all know something has gone terribly wrong.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/nothing-ab...
In a flabbergasting turn of events, it turns out that Keir Starmer was advised to get security clearance for Peter Mandelson BEFORE making the appointment, but he ignored the advice, presumably because he thought being besties with a paedo wasn't such a big deal, after all 🤷♂️
Palantir unveils stunning AI-powered prototype to help spread democracy across the Middle East and Global South. What could possibly go wrong? 👀
The mayor of Tel Aviv has announced that over 1,000 homes have been left uninhabitable from the Iran war, but don't worry, he has already lined up 1,000 of the West Bank's nicest homes to steal
We doubt Reform will suspend candidate James Bembridge given that every bigwig in the party also despises the NHS
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In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/keir-starm...
Elon Musk says universal high income will combat AI job losses, but failing that, his preferred option would be to acquire the AI systems they use in Gaza to help him hunt workers for sport.
In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/keir-starm...
Israel bombed an ambulance in Lebanon, and then bombed paramedics that came to the rescue, and then bombed more paramedics that came to the rescue again. What do you mean, you don't support triple taps? Are you some kind of antisemite?
The Number Of Dead Iranian Protesters Keeps Changing Because It's A Fictional Story
The narrative about tens of thousands of dead Iranian protesters is fiction, and everyone’s waking up to the lies.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/the-number...
Israel has destroyed the hospital in Tebnine, southern Lebanon after receiving intelligence that it was treating sick and injured civilians
They Always Tell You Why The Empire Uses Violence, But Never Why Its Enemies Do
Violence is not always justified, but there is always a reason why it happens.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/they-alway...
Cuba must be stopped at all costs because it is a “communist country”, which is what we call any country that doesn’t bow to US hegemony.
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One elderly man was arrested while using a walking stick and an elderly woman was carried away as the crowd chanted "shame on you" at officers. One woman was such an extremist she made a peace sign as she was dragged into a police van.
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The Israeli prime minister is hopeful that his trial can once again be postponed on the basis that he is dead, I mean preoccupied by the war.
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/netanyahu-...
Wow, J.D. really vanced the hell out of the Hungarian presidential election
Another Reform politician shown to be a hypocrite; another Reform bigwig caught with their hands in the cookie jar; another day of the week
When Orban was flagging in the polls, it was hoped that a last-minute endorsement from JD Vance might save his campaign, but it somehow did the opposite. I can't figure it out either...