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"If I was in his shoes I would have been forensic..."

@rachaelmaskell.bsky.social reminding us all how the Labour right sold Starmer to the British public, a long con they wouldn't have been able to get away with without a complicit mainstream media

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Palantir publishes manifesto and unveils K-800 “Democracy Enforcer” prototype In an unusual move for a corporation that we all thought was focused on philanthropy, Palantir Technologies has published its plans for global domination.

What could possibly go wrong?

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/palantir-p...

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In a powerful speech, Prime Minister Starmer has apologised to Epstein’s victims and taken full responsibility for getting caught. He has vowed to harshly punish the advisor who told him to lie about hiring Peter Mandelson. This is what leadership looks like.

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HUGE NEWS: After finally admitting that he misled parliament over the appointment of Peter Mandelson, Sir Keir Starmer has decided not to resign as prime minister

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The mayor of Tel Aviv has announced that over 1,000 homes have been left uninhabitable from the Iran war, but don't worry, he has already lined up 1,000 of the West Bank's nicest homes to steal

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Sam Coates reports "We've got some breaking news"

It turns out that the head of the civil service told Starmer he should get all the security vetting done before he announced who'd be the new ambassador

"Clearly Starmer chose not to do that, [he] chose to ignore formal advice"

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Spread awareness

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Nothing About This Dystopia Feels Natural Reading by Tim Foley:

Nothing about this dystopia feels natural. We all sense it deep in our marrow. We all know something has gone terribly wrong.

www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/nothing-ab...

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Palantir publishes manifesto and unveils K-800 “Democracy Enforcer” prototype In an unusual move for a corporation that we all thought was focused on philanthropy, Palantir Technologies has published its plans for global domination.

What could possibly go wrong?

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/palantir-p...

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In a flabbergasting turn of events, it turns out that Keir Starmer was advised to get security clearance for Peter Mandelson BEFORE making the appointment, but he ignored the advice, presumably because he thought being besties with a paedo wasn't such a big deal, after all 🤷‍♂️

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Palantir unveils stunning AI-powered prototype to help spread democracy across the Middle East and Global South. What could possibly go wrong? 👀

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The mayor of Tel Aviv has announced that over 1,000 homes have been left uninhabitable from the Iran war, but don't worry, he has already lined up 1,000 of the West Bank's nicest homes to steal

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Reform investigating candidate who ‘hates’ the NHS We doubt Reform will suspend candidate James Bembridge given that every bigwig in the party also despises the NHS

We doubt Reform will suspend candidate James Bembridge given that every bigwig in the party also despises the NHS

www.thecanary.co/trending/202...

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Keir Starmer says he had no idea he was prime minister when Peter Mandelson was hired as ambassador In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.

In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/keir-starm...

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Elon Musk says universal high income will combat AI job losses, but failing that, his preferred option would be to acquire the AI systems they use in Gaza to help him hunt workers for sport.

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Keir Starmer says he had no idea he was prime minister when Peter Mandelson was hired as ambassador In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.

In a stunning admission, Sir Keir Starmer has revealed he had absolutely no clue he was prime minister when his old friend Peter Mandelson was appointed as ambassador to the US, last year.

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/keir-starm...

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Israel bombed an ambulance in Lebanon, and then bombed paramedics that came to the rescue, and then bombed more paramedics that came to the rescue again. What do you mean, you don't support triple taps? Are you some kind of antisemite?

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The Number Of Dead Iranian Protesters Keeps Changing Because It's A Fictional Story Reading by Tim Foley:

The Number Of Dead Iranian Protesters Keeps Changing Because It's A Fictional Story

The narrative about tens of thousands of dead Iranian protesters is fiction, and everyone’s waking up to the lies.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/the-number...

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Mandelson was not made ambassador despite his ties to Epstein but because of them Who could have known that when Starmer hired the Prince of Darkness to the UK’s most senior diplomatic role, it would end up causing so many problems?

Starmer is in so much trouble

www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/mandelson-...

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Israel has destroyed the hospital in Tebnine, southern Lebanon after receiving intelligence that it was treating sick and injured civilians

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They Always Tell You Why The Empire Uses Violence, But Never Why Its Enemies Do Reading by Tim Foley:

They Always Tell You Why The Empire Uses Violence, But Never Why Its Enemies Do

Violence is not always justified, but there is always a reason why it happens.
www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/they-alway...

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President Trump warns Cuba just two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon Since losing the war in Iran, President Trump has been desperately searching for a war he can win to boost his approval ratings.

Cuba must be stopped at all costs because it is a “communist country”, which is what we call any country that doesn’t bow to US hegemony.

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/president-...

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Country that lectures Iran on democracy arrests another 523 people for peacefully protesting The absurdity surrounding the UK’s treatment of Palestine Action and its supporters has reached new lows.

One elderly man was arrested while using a walking stick and an elderly woman was carried away as the crowd chanted "shame on you" at officers. One woman was such an extremist she made a peace sign as she was dragged into a police van.

www.councilestatemedia.uk/p/country-th...

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Netanyahu relieved as peace talks collapse at "perfect moment", just before his corruption trial was set to resume Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be delighted that peace talks between Iran and the US have collapsed, just as his corruption trial was set to resume.

The Israeli prime minister is hopeful that his trial can once again be postponed on the basis that he is dead, I mean preoccupied by the war.

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/netanyahu-...

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Wow, J.D. really vanced the hell out of the Hungarian presidential election

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Hypocrite Richard Tice linked to corporate tax crime Another Reform politician shown to be a hypocrite; another Reform bigwig caught with their hands in the cookie jar; another day of the week

Another Reform politician shown to be a hypocrite; another Reform bigwig caught with their hands in the cookie jar; another day of the week

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When Orban was flagging in the polls, it was hoped that a last-minute endorsement from JD Vance might save his campaign, but it somehow did the opposite. I can't figure it out either...

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Netanyahu relieved as peace talks collapse at "perfect moment", just before his corruption trial was set to resume Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be delighted that peace talks between Iran and the US have collapsed, just as his corruption trial was set to resume.

The Israeli prime minister is hopeful that his trial can once again be postponed on the basis that he is dead, I mean preoccupied by the war.

www.normalisland.co.uk/p/netanyahu-...

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