A long time ago, I lobbied to replace the verb “canoodle” with “kunkle.” I am hereby resuming that effort.

The National Disgrace and Danger of Kash Patel The FBI Director is a national embarrassment — and desperate to keep his job.

It’s been a few months since I wrote about how bad Kash Patel was at being FBI director, so let’s check in over at the FBI, shall we?

Wait ... what's that now? www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-nation...

Domingo Garcia isn’t dead Local attorney and politician Domingo Garcia was told last week that his voter registration is canceled, because he's dead.

Former LULAC president, Dallas City Council member, and state representative Domingo Garcia got a letter last week informing him his voter registration was canceled because he's dead.

He is very much alive.
www.dmagazine.com/micropost/do...

Probably one of the most badass pics ever taken

Tim Howard has Alien head but I still love him

Fake Dallas City Hall in Texarkana

I paired all my left-specific and right-specific socks.

David Lowery on ‘Mother Mary,’ Taylor Swift, and the Power of Pop Music - D Magazine One of Dallas’ most important filmmakers explores the dark side of creativity.

Dig it. Free read that’s worth $75.21 www.dmagazine.com/arts-enterta...

I ate red sauce pasta tonight while wearing a $100 Merz b white tshirt. There are many reasons to hate me. This is one of them.

The Dallas Restaurants Bribing Customers for Good Reviews - D Magazine Some reviewers accuse a downtown Dallas restaurant group of manipulating its online reputation. We investigated.

This story is generating LOADS of traffic
www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2...

Hanging on a cross, Jesus said to a criminal hanging next to him: “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

Jesus: weak on crime

Is that Forrest Gump on the right side of the frame?

Two fascists.

Big “we did it” energy from two losers who absolutely did not do it.

Rory walks like a draft horse

Why are Rory’s nipples in a constant state of excitement?

Madman theory? Nope. Now he’s going drunk, dumb, senile madman theory

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why it’s necessary for the United States to invade Vatican City and install its own pope.

Fuck Twitter. I bet even the Pope prays for Twitter's death.

Serious question: is it immoral to pray for Trump's death?

You know what's pretty cool? Hearing an astronaut talk with mission control in Houston as a spaceship shoots around the dark side of the Moon. And both voices are those of women.

An anti-pope based in Texas is the only result from this broadly terrible decade in politics that would make me laugh.

AI Assistance Reduces Persistence and Hurts Independent Performance Causal evidence that AI assistance reduces persistence and impairs unassisted performance across math reasoning and reading comprehension tasks.

Proof that using AI—even just for 15 minutes—turns you into a twat:
ai-project-website.github.io/AI-assistanc...

America’s favorite sport: saying the right thing and hoping no one checks the scoreboard.

Highland Park Has Baffling Pasta Etiquette - D Magazine What is wrong with you people? Were you raised in a barn?

Important journalism here. Must read.

www.dmagazine.com/publications...

So strange that we are doing mind-bending, historic stuff w astronauts and it’s just PART of the news, not THE news. Because Trump is such a megalomaniac, warmongering twat baby whose every breath seems to be drawn from our attention. Let him suffocate.

‘Gossip and Sleaze’: Dallas Express Smears State Rep’s Son Under Fake Byline The right-wing news outlet published anonymously sourced allegations about a Houston minor by a supposed author whose name is likely an Ayn Rand reference.

The right-wing Dallas Express published anonymously sourced allegations about a juvenile son of a Democratic lawmaker. The article was published under a fake name and republished on Yahoo News. Journalism professors said it violated basic journalism ethics.

www.texasobserver.org/dallas-expre...

Hegseth Claims Rescued Pilot in Iran Is Like ... Jesus? The defense secretary made a bizarre claim while trying to describe the rescue mission.

Feels like Jesus would never have joined the Air Force.
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At the Last Supper Jesus declares that One of you will betray me, four will get book deals.

Happy Easter