The year is 2006.
You read this synopsis for a movie that’s about to start.
You switch channels because OK science fiction, but this is too unhinged.
Posts by Cesare Forelli
And yes I wanted to get this out before compiling on Tahoe becomes a requisite near the end of this month: mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/1163178...
My plan is to wait 1 month and ship the exact same codebase, with the same Xcode (26.2), but built on Tahoe instead of Sequoia […]
🎉 GlanceCam 4.8 must be one of the nerdiest updates I’ve ever released…
It involved manually patching C-code in one of VLC’s dependencies that was 18 years old and build a system to detect frozen frames.
Hard but fun!
I don’t think I would have the confidence to to go near C without an LLM […]
A portrait style photo of a German Shepherd husky dog mix, standing on a hardwood floor in a kitchen, a brick fireplace in the background behind them.
We've got another birthday boy this week. Barney turns 2 years old! I'm told this is the age that huskies become less deranged. Not holding my breath. #dogsofmastodon #husky
@orci Happy birthday from Milla, and listen to no one, stay deranged! #huskylife
This is what I always wonder about the people and companies still posting and advertising on X; is it the CSAM, Nazi imagery, or Ukraine war snuff videos that appeal to you most?
Screenshot
Exhausted by spam phone calls from Austria, one hour ago I asked #claude to build me a phone content blocker; while it coded it, I had #nanobanana make the icon.
I now can add international prefix plus 5 digits and block whole ranges of numbers, 110k per entry […]
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Marketing, but still cool
https://youtu.be/ZXs_9OXRnQo
Sometimes I’m annoying, I know #Husky
“We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning.
And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’
And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!’” […]
Ok, folks, @nileane won the Internet for 2026. Accepting submissions for 2027 https://nileane.fr/@nileane/116368856007070111
Not upgrading to Tahoe rewards at every turn mastodon.social/@iamkonstantin/116362727...
“Easter 🐰? Where where where?”
Happy Easter 🐣 from the both of us!
9/10, please don’t tell her I missed one point #Husky
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It was always M$ way to treat you like you were along for the ride on their device, but I used to expect better from Apple.
Not anymore. Sad. (4/4)
Felt like wasting some tokens filing a #Feedback that won't be read by anybody as usual.
Some #watchOS developers probably deals with this and might wanna dupe it, so Apple has more Feedbacks to give zero fucks about.
actool warns "Could not get trait set for […]
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@Paws2Trail You give her beautiful adventures, that keeps her spirit young!
Ten years later, Zeena is still adventurously exploring river vegetation, only this time at much greater scale!
@Paws2Trail Still a puppy! A beautiful, beautiful puppy!
This comment in a mostly unhinged forum thread (shocking, I know) actually contains the best marketing idea ever for Apple.
Imagine if every Apple made 30 or something Little Finder Guys in different activities and each Mac came with a random one in the box… #LittleFinderGuy […]
Our international treasure @stroughtonsmith is (🤞) partially trolling, but my brain spends a not insignificant amount of cycles wondering what will I do in June if instead of macOS Redwood (a few steps back towards Sequoia) we get macOS Emerald (double-down on LG) […]
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10 years ago on this date: a very young Zeena discovers the delight of eating fresh watercress!
Whitewater State Park, SE Minnesota.
From reddit #Husky
My past experience with DTS was terrible despite having a reproducible project both times, it really felt like the person on the other end just wanted to close a ticket, but this is worth considering for the future https://mastodon.social/@dxzdb/116327407069411074
Maybe we could do more with less GPUs? https://neuromatch.social/@jonny/116325123136895805
Various documents open in Coppice for iPad, with a near-complete UI
Say it with me: “you can just build things”
Six years.
@coppiceapp
One day or another macOS auto-correct will get me in trouble… I intend to write
Thank you for
and inadvertently I hit g instead of f, therefore writing gor, and as soon as I it the spacebar the Ameba Intelligence autocorrects to
Thank you gorgeous
This happens weekly. If you get an email […]