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Posts by Absinthean

A flyer for Santa Willhelm, a new professional Santa in the Dallas and Tyler, TX area. For booking details contact santawillhelm@gmail.com.

A flyer for Santa Willhelm, a new professional Santa in the Dallas and Tyler, TX area. For booking details contact santawillhelm@gmail.com.

Hey friends, I've started a new business and would appreciate support. I'm a professional Santa!

Share my info and follow my page "Santa Willhelm" on FB if you're there, especially if you're in the Dallas to Tyler corridor. I'll probably get back on Instagram soon, too. ❤️

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You know, Marie Antoinette was beheaded for less.

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The sooner the better.

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Wait, is Trump a narcissist??? 😆

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The sexual abuse of children has spread like a goddamn disease within the U.S. political right wing.

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All that space for a coloring book and an old big mac wrapper.

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Ok, I've blocked Forbes. I wasn't even following them, but they appeared on my feed a lot. Honestly, the last thing I am interested in reading about is the plight of billionaires and purchasing their multiple homes. Please get fucked.

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So, America doing what America does. Got it.

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Precious.

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Ok, in lighter news, we've made progress defining paths through our forest, the Redbud and Pear trees are blooming, and my husband is sexy af in a cowboy hat.

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A photo of Trump "watching the Iran attack". We already know he was having a dance party at his Pedophile Palace.

So which room did they set this up in for a quick photoshoot?

He looks miserable, and I hope he is.

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Way more than just impeached.

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Today marks 14 years since 17-year-old, unarmed Trayvon Martin was shot and killed while walking home.

14 years later, we’re still demanding a country where our children can walk home in peace — without being treated like a threat.

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Thanks for lifting up this memory. We can't let these atrocities be forgotten.

Also, I voted for you today. I hope you win. ❤️

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Not a whole lot these days, but I definitely have a bunch of doppelgangers running around lol

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Tomorrow is the last day for early voting, Texas! Go vote!

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Kansas has launched a major attack on trans residents.
Kansas has launched a major attack on trans residents. YouTube video by Aaron Parnas

Fuck you, Kansas

youtube.com/shorts/B-PwW...

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No sir. I'm in Texas.

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I'll never watch a SotU from that lying piece of shit. If I wanted to hear garbage from a self-righteous asshole, I'd call my father.

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I'm not interested in what a pedophile/rapist/racist has to say. FUCK TRUMP.

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They have nothing to lean on but lies. Trust that everything from their mouths is that.

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What the fuck is wrong with @skylight.social ?

It barely works.

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Christianity has always been toxic, and to no one's surprise, is still the same.

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A split image of Lady Victoria Hervey and Jeffrey Epstein with a quote from her that reads "If you're not in the Epstein Files, it just means that you were a bit of a loser".

A split image of Lady Victoria Hervey and Jeffrey Epstein with a quote from her that reads "If you're not in the Epstein Files, it just means that you were a bit of a loser".

She's the British version of MAGA, so it should be no surprise that she's a grifting piece of shit that has a history of saying horrid things.

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My level of effort on this will depend on who we're talking about. My grannies are passed, but my mom has found her own way out of maga, luckily. My raging Becky of a SiL, however, can eat my ass.

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