advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it
advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately
in contrast to republican projection, democrats feel the need to extenuate republican malfeasance in their critique because deep down they know they would use power much the same way
My gf at me because I put all her miis in the ghetto away from all the Homestuck characters
I don't think I shared him on the timeline yet
cosplaykinky as Nepeta in black thigh highs laying on their back, shirt pulled above their breasts blue tail tucked up between their legs. their hands are lifted and curled in front of their mouth in a classic cutesy feline pose.
(^≗ω≗^)
vintage nepeta #nudestuck 💙 #homesmut
teeheeheehee
*deep* trouble
Well...
fuck gender that shit is scary
Maid Marcille 💥 #ダンジョン飯展
There was a spider in the house...
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/
they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time
When I was in highschool I worked in a deli. I had to wash all the dishes before I could go home.
Then I worked in a fancy restaurant. I had to wash all the dishes before I could go home.
Now I teach cooking and make a real wage and get respect. I have to wash all the dishes before I can go home.
Last month in The Onion:
he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare
a half-body illustration of the character june egbert from the webcomic homestuck. she is making a heart gesture with her hands and looking towards the viewer with an open smile and sparkling eyes. she is wearing her default godtier outfit. the background is a simple blue gradient with a white border.
happy 4/13! i only had time to draw something super basic #homestuck #mspa #juneegbert #homestuck413
doodle of my fursona hehehehe
Dad/Daughter Shenanigans 🦅🍆💦
i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay
and plus: who actually will get to Benefit from said research. Did you know a shit tone of trans woman who worked on Art. I got fired/had to quit fore Art. II. ie, research extracted, researcher discarded, research may now enable american exceptionlist Moon Colony Narrativizing. Whos benefiting
specifically im vauging the notion that “oh waow look at humanity coming together, So excited for space colonies!” when we have a lot of unaddressed colonial baggage at home. especially since the resources for those rockets were likely extracted from a colony or through other exploitive means
idkwhy mfs are so excited for space travel when we clearly got issues to work out on earth for we can properly and unbiasedly cooperate as a planet
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
It just dawned on me: if they pass the "Save His Ass Act," it will be easier to buy a gun in America than it is to vote. You need to show less ID to buy a gun than to vote.
this feels like it requires an epic (in scope) humiliation campaign if she decides to tote her self out again
it's gonna be harris vs newsom in the primary, jd vance is gonna win the election in a landslide (but it'll be a record low turnout election) and then whoever won the primary will release an autobiography about getting pilloried from the left that is already fully written as we speak.
