Tell us what you will be doing in hell for all eternity without telling us what you will be doing in hell for all eternity.

The policy of the Trump administration is chaos. Iran makes no sense because it’s designed to be chaotic. And in chaos you can steal. And boy do they steal.

Trump’s diaper is filled with gender fluid. #trans

This is not a surprise.

Wait, wait wait, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait! So Trump is going to give Iran $20 billion for uranium that it would probably never make a nuke from? What the everlasting fucking fuck?

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The Suppuration of Church and State.

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I know what I’d do.

Oh, FUCK that’s funny!

This is how I think it all began. #iran

Nobody seems to understand, or say out loud that the Iranian excursion by Trump is nothing more than a method to increase the price of oil for his rich oil buddies. End of story.

The moment the Hungarian election swung against Orban, according to polls, was almost the exact moment Vance arrived in that country. Thanks, JD!

The only thing that makes sense about Trump‘ “excursion“ in Iran is if he’s intentionally trying to keep oil prices high, and oil profits high, too. His failure to make peace with Iran is a plan. A plan of the absurdly wealthy.

It’s a very, VERY odd political party.

Elon is not warning us. He’s gloating.

Sure, Melania, we believe you. All you have to do is release the Epstein files.

We are not Hormuzed. #iran #hormuz

Normal humans are composed of about 50% water.

I'm guessing Trump is currently about 25% benzedrine and 25% beta-blockers. The other 50% is pure horse-shit.

Rinse. Repeat. #iran

Text on graphic reads: The Department of Justice has dropped 23,000 criminal cases while prosecuting 32,000 new immigration cases in just the first six months of Trump’s second term. -Nearly 5,000: federal drug cases, including trafficking and money laundering -Over 900: cases of federal program or procurement fraud -More than 1,300: cases involving terrorism and national security

The DOJ quietly closed 23,000+ criminal cases in the first six months of Trump’s second administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases.

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If he doesn’t like our Constitution, why doesn’t he just go someplace else? Please!

I think Trump believed that if he could get rid of birthright citizenship he could have started charging people to become citizens. After all, why should anyone get something for free that Trump could make a buck off of?

#trump #iran #war #news

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Since you asked…

For those confused about the difference between ”imply” and “infer” here’s a quick explanation:

Last night during his speech on Iran Trump implied that his brain has gone fuckity-bye while Americans inferred that his mind has gone fuckity-bye.

I hope that helps.

What’s the Dutch word for “disembowel”? #iran #warcrime