They doing the pussy doesn't smell Olympics on twitter :( Cardi plz stop

holocaust revisionist benjamin netenyahu, once again, showing how chill he is with holocaust deniers.

like what the fuck is he ever even talking about

i bet paul blart is a generous lover

Massive away win for the little fella.

does anyone know when Gatorade will be releasing their holiday Gravy™ flavor

“Begging the question” is truly lost. It doesn’t mean that any more.

the ki sister web comic is actually so funny and even made me tear up, i love it

An embroidery Hoop with cross stitch Aida inside, sitting on a wooden table. The stiching is of a brown cat sitting on a dark blue windowsill. Outside the window is a night sky and stairs with the death star taking up most of the sky

Finished this #crossstitch memento for my Star Wars obsessed little brother of his cat that passed away

#craftysky

i’ll be honest the only hummus i ever had was sabra and i thought it just DIDN’T like hummus but now i’m curious as to what real hummus tastes like

goon morning

picture of a misshaped white plate with round edges laying on top of bubble wrap on a table with a leaf pattern. The plate is painted with a variety of geometric shapes in different colors

A misshaped plate with random corners is painted with a variety of geometric shapes in different colors

finally got my finished pottery piece and it looks so good 🤩

i’m genuinely very hot it’s crazy

how is it possible to be against the “international criminal court” without immediately questioning yourself

on the left side of a red bathroom stall, there is a sticker with oklahoma state superintendent ryan walters’ face on it. underneath a photo of his ugly face, it reads “ryan walters: huge piece of shit”

saw this amazing ryan walters sticker in the bathroom last night

He says thanks🤗

HELLO WINSTON!!!!

more pics from this month ok

my jaw hurts but we don’t talk about that ok

i needed braces BAD but my teeth have been shifting bc it’s been over 15 years since i’ve had a retainer and i deadass appreciate my tiny gaps/crowding more that my perfectly straight teeth!!!

Nothing really drives home the point that you are in a fundamentally unserious position more than when MTG gets named your subcommittee chair.

cry harder bitches

“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.”
-Plato

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

am i crazy or do they not give a fuck

i married emily in stardew valley but i’m also dating literally every other single person and i’m scared about it

weekends!!!!