Sorry, you suck in this film.

Oh, right. What I meant was...

Hugh Jackman should have come to our studio and seen our naked Sylvester Stallone statue.

Check out some anime, pick up some manga.

We hate Italians so much that when we make our big budget Mario Bros. movie, we're not casting any Italians.

Wasn't Fozzie the journalist?

Long gone are the days of Rain Man.

I forgot about the prequels!

I forgot about the prequels!

When are we gonna get hired as fucking script consultants?! Jesus Christ. Just send us your script and we'll fix it in 15 minutes.

It's a perfect adventure film for a 12-year-old boy. It's not the perfect adventure film for a 40-year-old man who hates life.

#EyesOnBreen

This is slowly becoming a show where we watch pornography.

I ain't gonna watch no foreign film! What am I, gay?!

The only thing that people remember, is celebrities doing things that are embarrassing. That's all that really matters about the Oscars.

Movies still make me feel things. I feel regret most of the time, but movies still make me feel things.

I'm givin' it to the baby.

I'm a grown up. I wanna see that doll run around with a knife and just stab people.

Everybody, start making Disney plagiarism videos.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

There's practical uses for AI in terms of, like, combing through data and statistics and that kind of thing, as a time saver, as a tool. Not as a means to pretend that you're creative.

Jay, I just joined the Twitter and I learned it's not okay to assign gender to anybody. She was a pretty little lady with a beard.

Hey! Remember cocaine? Cocaine was one of the key creative ingredients in putting together the original, an ingredient that's sadly lacking from Ghostbusters: Afterlife.

In this age of Donald Trump and terrorism, what people want is a dark Star Wars film.

Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.

All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.

I hate AI in the world of art.

It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.