I did a democracy. #electionday #vote

Eversource is sponsoring the Hartford Marathon? I don't think Eversource should sponsor things. Seriously, if you tell me "Eversource has joined the fight against prostate cancer," I'm going to need a minute to decide who I'm rooting for.

I don't even fully know what #OneDrive is, but it's being pushed so hard on me that you could prove to me it would double my efficiency, my earnings, and the size of my package, and I would still refuse to use it out of pure, unfiltered spite.

I'm sure their ridiculous bill passing will help... I swear the only thing saving Mike Johnson from eternal infamy as one of history's shameful side notes is that Mike Johnson is an aggressively bland name (No offense to other Mike Johnsons, but you know your name sounds like an alias)

Turns out the real waste, fraud, and abuse was in Congress all along...

Military parades are the nation-state equivalent of sending unsolicited dick pics. That's why most sensible people opposed this thing. #militaryparade #nokings

Ttrpg where you play as slugs and your only stats are Moistness and Hunger.

a honey badger is laying on the ground with its claws extended ALT: a honey badger is laying on the ground with its claws extended

Things I Wish I Understood About Querying #1
You need Teflon Skin, a backup dream, snack drawer (maybe more than one), and the emotional resilience of a honey badger. Querying will humble you and your ancestors. *breaks out the sage*

#amquerying #writingcommunity #MSWL

Happy #Pride to one and all.

snoopy and woodstock are standing in the water with the words `` love you '' on the bottom . Alt: snoopy and woodstock are standing in the water with the words `` love you '' on the bottom .

If you are lgbtqia, you belong and deserve love and happiness and everyone who thinks otherwise is a raging hunk of wet trash.

I love you, Red Sonja loves you, Wonder Woman loves you, Batgirl loves you, and the X-Men love you.

Join me for Storyteller office hours and an unboxing on Twitch. twitch.tv/mattstormcrow

Family gets a pass! 😂

You can be against capital punishment, and that's fine. But, can we all agree that any radio DJ who talks over the whole song intro should be beaten with a bag of doorknobs?

To the moms of the world, #happymothersday To everyone else, you're reading other people's messages, and I'm telling your mom.

Dear Samsung, quick question for you regarding this update: what-and I really can't stress this part enough-the hell???

I mean, there's certainly a chance they're both an idiot and a paid propagandist, but your point is certainly taken.

#Trump is complaining that protestors confronting his GOP cronies at town hall meetings are paid actors. If true, that's very concerning because I've been detesting these clowns and their policies for free for years. Maybe I'm leaving money on the table. 🤔

I really appreciate the messaging from @benandjerrys.bsky.social , especially in the face of everything happening today. But until they bring back #PuckerUpper I refuse to forgive them fully. I'm just too petty.

Fun fact: I've never met Jeffrey Combs. I take this as evidence that I may actually be a character played by him.

The House will vote this week on the GOP's budget proposal, which includes massive cuts to Medicaid and food stamps to pay for even more tax cuts for the rich.

Call your representatives now and tell them to reject it: (202) 224-3121

I'll add to that by saying I didn't "am become meme" in a desperate attempt to worm myself into a quote once uttered by Oppenheimer... an actual smart person.

Yeah, it's become very, very clear that Musk's fixation on the letter "X" stems from the fact that it's the closest thing to a swastika most keyboards will let someone type. #Musk #DOGE

in addition to being a contemptible liar and hollow opportunist, jd vance is also just pathetic. only a guy who has fried his brain on social media would even think to say something like this

ok #Resisters I have put together a linktree with some great resistor resources, I am still curating it but this is my down and dirty start

linktr.ee/revolution2025

I respect your stance, but I happen to be a child of chaos.

And, of course, they renamed it to Fort Bragg. This administration is apparently terrified we won't know what big fans they are of racism and treason.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but we really need to save the Department of Education. #SavetheDOE

This is a daily reminder. No one is asking you to feel bad about the privelage you have, whatever it may be.

But as soon as you start believing that people without your privelage can accomplish what you have as easily as you have, then you've lost the plot.

Use your privelage to help those without

Annual reminder, as #ValentinesDay approaches, that you absolutely do not need to be in love with me in order to buy me some chocolate.

Choreography was incredible. Considering how low-tech the show was, I was blown away by the presentation.