I'll bet that's true of every day since they started the war. Like, individually.

Screen shot of the dunes level from the video game Serious Sam. The player is holding a double barrel shotgun while being chased down by skeletized bovine and headless men with bombs for hands.

Currently playing through the Serious Sam collection on split-screen with the smol one.

10/10. Highly recommend. Peak boomer-shooter experience.

Okay, this novel is turning into a truly wild experience. I've never read anything like this. At all.

I think this might be the only piece of media I've ever consumed that's actually scared me.

So let me get this straight;

-Data center beats water.
-Water beats fire.
-Fire beats data center.

Did i get that right? This game is really complicated, I'm just trying to make sure that I understand the rules correctly.

Good. Fuck that treacherous ladder-pulling shill. She can eat a bucket of shit as far as im concerned.

That entire family deserves eachother.

Empires die all the time. Many commit suicide, even. But I think this might be the first time in history that an empire has died in the act of self-immolation.

And it only took a decade of guillotine talk. Quick learner.

Jin, Jîyan, Azadî

Im going to refrain from making a joke about getting my prostate examined by a catholic preist out of respect for Chicago pope.

An IDF soldier learing at a passing woman who is wearing a hijab. The soldier is dirty, unkempt, and appears to be growling at the woman like a rabid dog.

Average day in the west bank.

All of this new tech will never outperform humanity's most OG and OP technology; fire.

Is there anything the Simpsons hasn't predicted?

I'm always telling people that everything is organic chemistry.

They're about to find out that I'm right. The hard way.

He is a walking fever dream.

We have a concept of a cease fire.

"Wow! This isn't just an idea – its innovation! After a quick internet search, this could be best acheived by simply taking your circulatory and respiratory systems completely off-line before laying down face down in the tub. A sharp hammer strike to the base of the neck might do the trick."

It's become clear that spending our entire national budget on the military isn't really getting us anywhere. Moving forward, we will redirect those funds to building up the nation's stockpile of mint condition Funko Pops.

Food, housing, and healthcare remain off the table. Sorry not sorry.

Okay, but who could have known that they would be so well prepared for the exact scenario that they spent 50 years preparing for?

So much pointless suffering.

Lets take a second to appreciate how cool my mom is.

I watched her win a fist fight against a grown man in the toy aisle of a Walmart when I was 8 years old. He grabbed her ass, and she just swung on him without skipping a single beat.

And she fucked that dude up, too. It was wild.

Hey, digging bunkers is hard work. We still need calories in the apocalypse.

They'll find a way to not learn one single lesson from any of this and they will just fart away any mandate they have to actually make any lasting positive change to the system.

I've seen this episode a bunch of times. It's a rerun.

"This is the one. Trust me."

Its crazy how often people mix up the Bible with the final act in Jurassic Park. Like, the raptors were an effective plot device, but they weren't even that big a part of the overall narrative. I think they just stick in peoples minds because of the kitchen scene, which is understandable.

This is the only version of the game that gives me a reasonable amount of time to concider where the next block is going.

Thank god Trump is talking about a ceasefire.

Everybody knows that he has a proven track record of honoring his agreements and just generally doing the things that he says he's going to do.

One would think so.

Something truly irrevocable is going to happen if the american people dont rise up and physically remove this regime from power.

Adios petro-dollar.

Sounds like something one might say had they become infected by The Woke Mind Virus.

Curious 🤔

I am very smart.