Angelenos how do you live knowing there’s always the chance of an earthquake because I’m terrified

I will take ANYTHING from there because it’s such a tricky location to visit! I’ll tell myself it’s from the hut though 😛

We’re wondering if maybe the date is for May, not November, which means it’s likely Ahch-To. We just aren’t 100% sure!

^It was specifically a TLJ bundle, too. It came with crew jackets but the whole reason Max got it for me was because it’s TLJ and has Rian on it

LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR MY BIRTHDAY BUT I NEED REYLOS TO HELP IDENTIFY WHEN THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN USED BECAUSE IT CAME WITH IRELAND SHIRTS AND JACKETS SO WAS IT FOR SKELLIG MICHAEL!??

Be careful or you’ll end up like me and marry them and then you have double the amount of collectibles 😭

Look we gotta meet eventually!!!

Jordan drive a few hours and help catalogue my collectibles, we can get Chuys 😭

We get paid but I’m not sure there’s any amount of compensation for the Precinct and Alternate judges in Harris County specifically with how much the GOP is gerrymandering and fucking us to try to suppress as many blue votes as possible. I WISH I could take a picture of the two tables of paperwork.

FUCK ASS REPUBLICANS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME THE POLLS CLOSED TWO HOURS AGO AND YOU UGLY FUCKS MAKE THIS SO UNNECESSARILY HARD AND THIS ISNT EVEN AFFECTING VOTERS YOU ARE JUST PUNISHING ELECTION WORKERS INCLUDING YOUR OWN VOTERS let me come to your doorstep for a minute :)

She loves the Astros too 🥰

One of our high school election volunteers is from a very Hispanic part of Greater Houston and had never heard of bagels, so I went out and got her a bagel and cream cheese

Oh I could definitely keep going, it actually gets worse.

This SAGA and this doesn’t even include what happened with Mrs. Give Me The Bed Or Else yesterday

Update: this is the universe telling me to annoy her so I said the deadline hasn’t passed yet and I need more time to decide if I can go (obviously I am not going)

Said cousin planned her bachelorette the weekend of my wedding—HALLOWEEN WEEKEND but isn’t a Halloween girl—after my invites had gone out. She made my first cousin choose between my wedding+seeing our ailing grandmother, or the bachelorette.

My evil influencer cousin prioritized inviting other influencers to her wedding over family members and asked her rich dad to pressure me to RSVP before the deadline because she has a “waiting list” for the family that didn’t get invited

Houston sports got me feeling like a true Mets fan tonight, I’m never watching a sporting event again

This is a humiliation ritual #MarchMadness

Hey so it’s been four minutes and we haven’t scored and Illinois has only scored two points what’s going on!!!!!

Did Ted Cruz teleport all over the country today because:

Astros lost our home opener
Rangers lost their season opener
Texas lost their Sweet 16 game

All that’s left is my University of Houston Sweet 16 game tonight 🥴🥴

#MarchMadness

Charizard is a BIG SLUT and I love him for it!

I miss interacting with my mutuals so fucking much. I tested a Baldo Ren edit on Twitter to see if that enraged the Reylos (out of love) and it’s just crickets. That app helped me so much during the last trump dictatorship and now it’s nothing.

An excellent announcement for me personally, just in time for a lengthy stint in Houston traffic!

My counterpart on the republican side was a very odd looking man who arrived at 4:30am and just sat in the room staring off into nothingness

Time for some hopecore:

On Tuesday, during my first role as a precinct judge, multiple republicans told me they were voting democrat of their own free will. They were proud of it!

And you live in a hospital coincidentally, since that seems like it would fit this scenario too

Signed up to phone bank for @jamestalarico.bsky.social and working the election March 3rd because I love Texas so damn much 🥺

The Jedi Council chose not to grant me the rank of Master but I chose you, Valentine. ❤️‍🔥

Didn’t***