Dogs

I would like a puppy to snuggle plz

Shot #2 of wegovy down! Already down 6lbs!

Same! Also to catch the Sox game!

Meetings where people just go on and on kill me

I demand pets!

WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONGS TO WATCH NURSE JACKIE?

🎤🎶Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
Sir gets quite irate🎶

@theeternalfloof.bsky.social I just finished watching Fast t
Times at Ridgemout High...

Should I furrydelphia again?

ISO a house boy to clean and cook but also dominate me...

Basalt is gonna lose it when a box truck pulls up

"Blowing a processor" sound like your having fun with a Protogen

Is Copley gonna direct traffic?

Why am I such a horny mess in the morning?

Legit want to be a good boy rn

Good boys get treats

It doesn't matter what roll Patrick Warburton plays he is always Puddy.

To make the staff worry about Copley playing frogger?

I've been here since Thursday

I feel like i should make a bad decision sometime

I declare its a The Cranberries playlist day

Dang... when we having a Mel Brooks movie night?

Cat is in the bag again! *takes bag of cat to the brewery *

Oh no! I'llfix it! *puts a pretzel in a bag*

But Congrats!

Hush I'm running low on caffeine and tummy rubs

It's been sitting 6 months, there was evaporation so the sodium level was higher. I am flushing out the old saline.

I can't wait another year! I need it now!

High anxiety?

Lemme smooch

Shhhhh don't tell anyone I added distilled water to the saline storage on this test equipment thats been sitting for 6 months...

Hopefully there isn't a salt clog in the tubing like last time