A dalmatian-esque dog is laying on a rainbow-striped blanket. Also on the blanket is a set of watercolor paints, and you can see an incomplete painting of a hydrangea on the lap of the person taking the photo.

Ernie and I had a cute little afternoon in the park.

I feel like I hate reading "BIH" more than anything. Just say bitch.

old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper Alt: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper with a picture of Abe Simpson shaking his fist at the sky

Why the fuck do teenagers write "ahh" instead of "ass"?

I hate it.

To be fair, that's where most of my hair grows too...

A very handsome dalmatian-esque dog wearing a blue collar is looking at the camera. He is sitting on a boardwalk and there is a lake in the background.

Timeline cleanse:

I will never ever forgive Americans that voted for this, or refused to vote. Fuck all of you.

Getting pretty sick of waking up every morning and having to wonder, "is it WW3 yet?"

A dalmatian-esque dog stands on the edge of a bed looking out the window.

Ernie just dragged me across the street cause he saw a pretty girl dalmatian- it was not unlike when Pongo saw Perdita for the 1st time.

My boy is twitterpated.

Our apartment in Finland is right across from a little palace built in 1898.

I would shank a bitch for a crispy fridge cigarette right now.

(They have Coke Zero but no Diet Coke here)

I hate RBC. Bunch of incompetent cunts.

I went all the way to Helsinki to bring husband a toque he forgot one time...

My favourite reason to give my MIL when she begs for grandchildren: "what, so I can have a couple liabilities weighing me down in a zombie apocalypse? HARD PASS"

I have a survival plan for zombies, at least.

Ernie just saw a girl dalmatian, and it was straight up like when Pongo sees Perdita for the first time. My boy was SMITTEN.

I MADE A FRIEND TODAY.

Saw Sinners (really good), the Leo one (also really good, though I am going to like any film that man is in), and just watched Bugonia last night (that one did my head in).

Dog and husband both snoring.

Its only cute coming from the dog.

I am going insane.

A crazy brunette lady smiles next to her dalmatian-esque looking dog

Today is Ernie's gotcha day.

Best day of my life was 5 years ago.

My tummy hurts.

My mom warned me when I started going to not be surprised if I get called in for inconclusive results. "I have lumpy boobs, so you probably do too, they'll likely make you come back" was the direct quote. Annoying, but at least they're thorough!

Everytime I hear someone call Reese's "Reesies" I want to punch them in the mouth and steal their peanut butter cups.

He's honoured!

He has caught on to the reserved nature of Finns, and appreciates the quiet on the bus haha. A respectful boi

A dalmatian-esque dog sits on the floor of a bus

Ernie took a bus for the first time today!

Live action one will never be as sexy as cartoon fox Robin Hood.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

Yeah the one I grew up with wasn't great. It smelled like pee. So this is a happy new experience for me!

They have cute little cafes in them, theres sound booths, recording studios, musical instruments, sewing machines, 3D printers, heat presses, and best of all YOU CAN BORROW A DOG TO READ TO.

I finished the book I started today. It made me cry at least 5 times.

The Finnish ones are next level.