sometimes it falls from the tree, shoots straight through the earth and out the other side, leaves orbit, and smashes into the ass-crack of the moon so hard the tides develop erectile dysfunction
Disney really is the worst. I had no idea they owned Nat-Geo! Of course they'd cut science and knowledge for that bottom line.
www.thewrap.com/national-geo...
I'm so glad I work as a cadaver technician. I feel like i'll long be one of our specimens before replacing us by machines will become profitable.
Red Alert 3, actually. C&C3 was awesome, but remains the undisputed domain of Joe Kucan.
Anyway.
"My grandma was a Cossack! We are not that easy to kill!"
"Mr Slopbot, slop me a slop"
Wow missed this.
“Norway reached 117% renewable electricity use in 2023, producing more than it consumes and exporting the surplus. “
*BIGLY
"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it." ~ Julia Child
Everybody keeps gushing about Tomodachi Life. Is it really that awesome? The posts I see suggest it's kinda like Animal Crossing?
Well, how 'bout that?
He's such a delight.
I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost
You know what? You get exactly what you asked for. *arranges your blood vessels and nerves like this*
I repeat, a second chonker has hit the trailcam
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
Oh, this guy wasn't about "entertaining", he was about satire so biting that any other king would've executed him. Luckily, he had a patient and somewhat intelligent patron.
I love how you texture skin and add all the small freckles, moles etc.
I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"
This last part sounds... very specific.
they fucking Legolas and gimli'ed the Anglican church?????
Especially after reading the main post in Bubble's voice!
People keep telling me i'm gay or that stuff i like is for girls, and then they're surprised i'm sometimes doubting my sexuality and gender identity
Oh hey, @caelan.bsky.social made a video about this a few days ago.
youtu.be/IbG-JGdGniY?...
So, the opposite of the Sloth Bear
Może bym się cieszył, gdybym nie wiedział, *dokąd* odpłynęli ci wyborcy...
Coming soon: the first American Antipope
So is ő "is" or "they" (with "is/are" omitted)?
"Gra w chickena"? Ech... a podobno Polacy nie geese.