an image of a payless shoesource store with the words "Memory Unlocked" going across it

Aw fuck

nahhh, I don't do long distance. I need physical intimacy and to go out on dates.

I just want some fucking romance in my life not to be my poly friends' once in a blue moon hook-up.

I think we should aim a little higher than asking to get paid the cost of living.

I stopped using it once they implemented AI but my experience was a lot of bots and chasers

Did I spend 15 minutes of my therapy session being pissed about the Bloodborne movie? Yes.

"girls don't want flowers they w--" shut up! fuck you! yes they do!

Probably the most used meme on my phone

Oh hey, its my 13th reason

Bloodborne is my favorite game and I hate everything about this

The only reason anyone should smoke cigarettes is to aura farm

Ever since I hit my 30s, I've stopped being able to nap or oversleep. I look at it as "waisting" time. This makes "sleepovers" sometimes difficult but the worst part of it has been my surgery recoveries. I ignore the order to rest and only let myself sleep 6 hours a night.

I was aware pre-surgery that there could be drop off but I wasn't expecting it to be this bad 😕

this could also be a case of "I watched too much BBC in my teens"

wait, Americans don't say that?

Being post-op sucks. My experience so far is that if its not girlcock or chaser pussy, they ain't interested.

Trans lesbians are gonna singlehandedly turn me straight

Happy birthday!!!! 🎉🎉

I don't mean to brag or anything but when it comes to getting in the way of my own happiness, I'm S-Rank

No better sound than someone you love laughing their fucking ass off

I wanted a future with holodecks where I can get DP'd by Leon Kennedy and V.IV Rusty, instead we have generative ai ads being shoved down our throats, Kessler Syndrome becoming more and more real, and pedophiles running half of the world. This shit sucks

i will never suggest that the internet has ever been good, but the infusion of VC/Tech Money and AI has made it so much worse in ways that i'll sound insane trying to explain to anyone who wasn't There before this happened.

we used to be an international city of weirdos, now it's ad space

This is the only way I'll ever get to be a mom and no one is going to dismiss the love I feel for them.

I woke up to their precious faces and got overwhelmed with love and had to post about it 🥲 sorry for being sappy on main

I love them more than anything in my entire existence, and that's never going to change. They're my kids and I'll be damned if anyone tries to say that it's not the same as having "real" kids.

I don't post pictures of my cats because its weird to post pictures of your children on the Internet

Call me paranoid but it just feels like someone is trying to collect "receipts"

I'm just gonna start deleting my posts when I see someone saves them. I wouldn't care if it was just my nudes, but its really creepy when people save posts about my struggles being post-op or not wanting to top.

who the fuck is saving a post like this?

✋🛑this is a pit stop 🛑✋

Quote with your pit pic 😋