Seems legit?🤔

We’re staying in Larnaca but we’ll be going all over the island. It’s my favourite place to visit mate. You going anywhere?

Prague next Sunday and Cyprus in June. I’ve got to figure where to take my daughter in the summer too!

*mistakenly* having anal sex? 🤔🤣🤣🤣

And to keep the defibrillator close at hand!!!!🤣

His numbers are mad. When it’s in front of you, you don’t necessarily see it!

Soz Dave!!!🤣

I grew up with Kenny and Rushy. The arl arses in my family told me tales of Hunt and Liddell. This generation are watching history. Enjoy every moment of Mo because players like him are not generational, they come round every Preston Guild!

Not a bad weekend of Football Association I’ll not lie. Up the fucking Redmen!!! B

In isolation it’s a yellow card……….FUCK OFF!!!!!

Love it! That curiosity without any fear!

Best days ever

First thing I noticed too Tone! 😇

Here they are looking all lyricy and tuney……….

Well obviously!!!!🤣

Why might that be?🤔

Who’s stood up at the back behind Sammy Lee?

Thing is the Highway Code states it’s perfectly legal if your lane is travelling faster than the one to your right, so if they’re not speeding they’ve done nothing wrong!

1. Cue the replies saying typical BMW etc. etc.
2. He should have been done for dangerous driving, that shit really winds me up!

It’s been a while coming, he was HGV Positive!

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Yeah I’ve seen bits on the news, luckily lots of aid is getting in

There was still no electricity 8 hours ago so I’m sure they’re fine!👍

I wanna do that and it’s not even hot!!! She’s 12, her mother told her last year that Santa wasn’t real so that put an end to that!

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Yeah sorry, but she’s with her mum this year so I volunteered for duty. I don’t get her til the 27th so it feels a bit shit. How olds your lad? I’m gutted she doesn’t believe in Santa anymore!!!🤣

Mine is only up for Lilli, I wouldn’t bother otherwise!

Mine is due down not too long after that!!!!🤣🤣

I’ve said this before but I don’t think he’s intelligent enough (as a footballer) to play that role unfortunately.

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