And now for something completely different..

"Farmer Boy Doing His Homework" (1883) Oil On Canvas

Laurits Andersen Ring 1854-1933 Denmark

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up

New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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I don’t know why I listen to music by sad straight women so much like I can never listen to this stuff and be like oh this applies to my life I’m like nope this is about some man and I hate him for causing this anguish 😡 😭

The sky is full of crimson clouds

The color of the sky on my world

Sobriety Completely Changes Way Man Gains Weight

Sobriety Completely Changes Way Man Gains Weight
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Ofc he’s a Gemini

Congratulations you made it to Thursday...

Martina McBride Speaks Out Against Deepfakes At Senate Hearing Artists like Cardi B, Randy Travis, Mary J. Blige, and the Dave Matthews Band have expressed support for the NO FAKES Act, a bill offering federal protection against unauthorized deepfakes of one’s na...

Many artists have expressed support for the NO FAKES Act, a bill offering federal protection against deepfakes of one’s name, image, likeness, or voice. Today, Martina McBride advocated for it before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology, and the Law.

Radiohead’s ‘OK Computer,’ one of the greatest albums of all time, was first released on this day in 1997 in Japan (it came out a few weeks later in the UK and in July in the US). 💾

Haboob!

I was kinda grossed out they were on SNL. I listen to them sometimes but like New Pornographers I have a mental block with them

Aaaand there it is.

This is my reminder to join AARP

Oh shit I forgot the conclave was today

(grabs his red hat)

(runs to the door)

Megan Thee Stallion, Doechii, and Angel Reese trying food at the Met Gala.

Fiona Apple’s first new original song in five years is coming on Wednesday

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My biggest takeaways from
COVID is I emerged traumatized by isolation and with a great appreciation for Dua Lipa

A reminder that every small bit of good you do - whether it be putting art into the world, helping a friend or stranger, donating to a good cause, or just listening to someone who needs to vent - offsets all the evil in the world just a little bit. And sometimes that's just what the world needs.

Jill Sobule died in a house fire this morning.

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The folk-pop artist and activist was best known for two 1995 singles: “I Kissed A Girl," considered America's first openly gay Top 20 hit, and "Supermodel” from the 'Clueless' soundtrack.

Sobule was 66.

The dentist told me I bleed a lot today and I was like thanks SSRIs! Anyway that was the best compliment I got today.

a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path ALT: a man in a blue shirt is running down a dirt path

Me on my way to tell my best friend in LA that Margot has returned

Laughing in the Face of ‘Overwhelming Malice’ If desperate times call for desperate measures, then dark times call for dark jokes.

If desperate times call for desperate measures, then dark times call for dark jokes.

@dgraham.bsky.social describes the value of humor in an autocracy:

A plastic easter egg with small slices of smoked brisket inside

This checks

“Bluebird” by Lana Del Rey debuts at #60 on the global Spotify chart with 1.858 million streams.

This kid deserved so so so much more

Same 😞