In the song Saskatchewan in 1881, Colter Wall tells Mr. Toronto Man “you got my wheat and canola seed, now you’re asking me for more.” Canola is a trade name for rape seed that was created in the 1970s. Do you think that sort of historical inaccuracy keeps Mr. Wall up at night?
Fuck it, I’ll do it
They literally used grok to put together this list. I know it.
Guaranteed 400 electoral college vote 2028 strategy
Primary messaging: “execute every elected republican”
Moderating for the general: “…after a show trial”
i don't think that a lot of people understand that some of the the voters whose primary motivation was sadism would be pleased with the state taking apart donald trump and his children
Dots of green or red, your family is fed. Teams status yellow, you’ve been fired fellow.
Nobody will be more affected than me. I’ll miss out on several thousand frequent flyer miles from canceled work travel if the government shuts down. Still I say shut it down. #valor
lol
No one wants to hear from fascist psycho Tom Cotton during a baseball game @redsox.com
How is it even possible to put on that much ass in 5 months?
Well, how thorough are the security checks on congresspeople for these things?
They don’t believe it.
I mean, it’s this, actually. But that doesn’t help.
"he's firing forest rangers and spending the savings setting rapists and traffickers free on our streets"
The model y was the best selling car in the world the last 2 years. Maybe your social circle is not reflective of reality.
Sure there’s a chance but I doubt Elon will read most of them
That difference is one of the reasons this hurts so much. GS-9 biological technicians making $64K/yr are losing their jobs so tech millionaires/billionaires can do... what, exactly? Is some venture capital firm going to invest $100M to re-invent my $10M wetland monitoring program? Of course not.
One of the most infuriating parts of Trumpworld's involvement with Russia has been watching public figures and legacy media act politely baffled by every new pro-Russian position or decision, all of which are perfectly explicable if they'd just admit the truth staring them in the face.
Bootcut jeans in THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes yes yes!
lol
This game is a referendum on the trump presidency
BREAKING: I’m putting an indefinite moratorium on Country Roads.
The NFL is getting stale. They should add the balk as a penalty.
haul musk before congress by next week and ask him exactly what they sent, why, whom they sent it to, who authorized it, and how many FAA employees accepted. drag vought’s ass back up and ask him the fucking same.
How’d this one slip through @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social ?
Just ate raw fish in Waco, TX. Goodbye
In the hotel watching News RedZone
Incredible copspeak in the lede here. The motorcycle cop was doing wheelies at 35 mph down the parade route. Lost his hand btw.
No uso Duolingo. Bueeeno, si yo lo uso, pero solo para extender mi streak. Veo videos y escucho podcasts. Hablé por primera vez hoy con un tutor y eso fue un desastre completo, pero solo necesito practicar, creo. Tengo las palabras en mi mente.