Damn I’m surprised and not surprised at the same time.

a young boy in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed . ALT: a young boy in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed .

3’o clock in the morning on Christmas Day and I’m getting ready to go to work.

The gall!! I bet you pull niggas boxers to the side.

I just left the gym. On the bench press I lifted 275lbs. Do with that information what you want.

Her: If you was thinking about me all day what were you doing?

Me:

Good morning skeeters and skeetettes. It’s Saturday and chick fil A is open. Fresh paycheck in my account. Life is good.

I won’t tell you I’m in the holiday spirit but there will be signs.

Those belongs on the floor (or up in the air) not ya mouth!

a man throwing a plate in front of a bar rescue sign ALT: a man throwing a plate in front of a bar rescue sign

This Thursday if it’s not turkey, dressing, homemade macaroni and cheese, greens , with a freshly toasted Hawaiian roll.

I. DONT. WANT. IT.

SKIGGERS!!!!

“Yo man let you outside by yourself?”

Water can only go so far even if it’s holy.

They out here giving people they cum-infused turkey!!!!!!

Go ahead and log out for me big bro.

If there is going to be a verification thread, I have some VHS in the garage I can show.

#AddtoBlackSkyOver30
#BlackSkyOver30

Truck driver motto.

Swear to god every bite I take I’m going to chew it 25 times 😩

Nigga made me triple check what I just read.

For 10 seconds you was going through it

Only catfish over here is the fried hard kind #SkyverificationNight

Black people is gonna always zoom in on a picture. You should know this #blacksky

Sheesh that didnt take long at all.

Ok I don’t need it but I WANT IT!!!

“Hey don’t start nothing it won’t be nothing dude” 🙄

A new set had me skipping meals just to not deal with punishment of putting it back in. I feel your pain.

Dominican Dick Lift??

Man naw

Speak Spanish. I’m nosy I wanna know what those ladies are talking about in the back of the taqueria