Frame #13750 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

Damn, I didn't realize she left Anakin for another podracer

New Madonna song sounds a lot like the Pet Shop Boys’ Electric album, which is a great thing to sound like, but it does sound like that

of the new rock bands I like Model/Actriz, but they do seem lab-grown for me

A lot of it is "genocide works" which is sometimes hard to argue with

I still haven't heard a Geese song. I suppose I could just got listen to one but I haven't

right, but going "I don't know why people are mad at this, it's just like [other thing in the past]" is just trying to prove how much smarter you are than everyone else and failing

it goes against the rhetoric of what social media and social media success is. it's not hard to figure out why people might not like it unless you're being deliberately obtuse to prove how savvy you are

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

well, Kylie kind of does, that's why she's the best

all the pop girlies should have David Byrne choreography

higher, I got plenty of time

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

They got real tacos in London now

Figured out the ticketing system and got decent seats for a price everyone was willing to pay

Well! Got the tickets!

My friends are much bigger fans than me! I’m afraid I’ll fuck it up for them!

Confronting my fear of responsibility by being the one who has to buy the Celine Dion tickets

left my wallet at the club but then got it back? everything's coming up me

Since this discourse is back this is what I sincerely believe. Everyone wants to think it's bc their personal ideology doesn't feel welcome here. It's actually because there aren't enough fandom subcultures which is basically the unspoken lifeforce of all social media platforms

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them
Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life
Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food.
Me: That's--Hold on,

The Texas Rangers' "9th Inning Rally Sombrero"

Homer Simpson's strikingly similar nacho sombrero

Oh my god, the Texas Rangers invented Homer's nacho hat

Clearly not the kind with a bunch of random prepositions in it

Language learning sucks how do people I know do this for fun

After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people, all losers who hadn't been on the moon ever.

They should invent a way that I learn Dutch without going through the process of learning Dutch

There are some Dutch-specific ones I’ve seen that are funny

we love the moon