How cute is YOUR Magic Wand???

I’m both surprised and pleased to say that tonight I experienced my first foursome. Plenty of anxiety leading up, but it turned out being awesome! 😎

TL;dr - Life is short; don’t forget to live it along the way. Especially the crazy sex stuff! 😉

This seems like a weird set of options to be sold side by side ... does cum have gluten in it or something???

So I'm starting to get into Shibari and seeing ropes like these makes me want ALL OF THE COLORS!

dyesthatbind.com/collections

It doesn't hurt that they also look super comfy, which is a requirement for my test subject. 😉

Nice.

You know, Freedom of Speech ... unless your banks and their card processors don't like or even just understand your perverted ways of making a living.

At a glance, it seems like it would be easy enough to create an adult-friendly processor, however at the top of the food chain it's usually Visa and Mastercard who are the bullies of the playground and explanations don't matter once they decide that Keyword ABC is too risky for processing.

This is a very scary thing for any sex worker - knowing that every day your business is at the whim and mercy of the banks and credit card processors that rule our financial word, and any random change in their mood can easily wipe you off the map.

I felt so much more at home 20 years ago when I moved from a primarily white, rural town to a city with actual diversity.

Remember being taught in school that America is a melting pot???

Amusing warning on this new pair of nipple clamps:

“No medical claim is warranted or implied by the use of this product.”

THE FLUFFY PINK NIPPLE CLAMPS - THEY CURED MY BONEITIS!!’

Happy Easter, my perverted friends!

Ever find yourself sitting around, listening to your sisters-in-law talking about the dark romance books that they read … oblivious to the fact that their brother-in-law has been writing BDSM erotica for over a decade???

🤭🤭🤭

I did - he's one of the few that we did like!

Ok, team - I'm on a mission! I need to find a nice looking dildo that looks like a python. Not super impressed by what the first couple of pages of Google bring back. Doesn't need to be multiple feet long, but girthy and other resembling the snake are requirements.

Will share more in the future!

Adult creators shouldn't have to see entire states worth of potential customers blocked like we are today because content providers can get sued if WE don't validate customers' ages ourselves. No other industry would be expected to police itself anyways.

Parents already have multiple options to block adult content for minors:
- Block it on each device individually with filtering software.
- Block it on your router with a custom DNS server on your router (I use 1.1.1.3 from Cloudflare for my kids).
- Block it via your ISP directly.

LOL - Not my thing, but definitely somebody's thing! And the name is great!!!

Sounds about right for me!

LOL - I actually had an Unlimited copy of it in my old box of cards, so THAT works…

Earthbind {R} • Enchantment — Aura • Enchant creature When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has flying, this Aura deals 2 damage to that creature and this Aura gains "Enchanted creature loses flying." • ...

Now that I think of it, maybe there were more than a couple of signs that bondage was in my future!

scryfall.com/card/3ed/147...

So I’ve decided to start collecting kink-oriented Magic cards! Besides the obvious Earthbind from back when I first started playing, what else should I be looking for???

New, less intimidating name for bondage cuffs…

MANDATORY FRIENDSHIP SHACKLES

Thanks, Magic!

AMAZING TAGLINE!

(link is broken, though)

I just saw a comment by a published author in 2026 say that they focus on paperback sales because they don't know how ebooks work, and I can't tell if it's a luxury of success or completely fucking ignorant.

LOL

What Sundays are made for! 😎

Oooh, this is a fun one! Nice job as always, @dirkhooper.bsky.social!

Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDo | funkittoys One of Funkit Toys' main guiding principles is minimizing waste. Another is making safe sex toys accessible to as many people as possible. With this in mind, the Sliding Scale NoFrillDos are multicolo...

Pay-What-You-Can NoFrillDos are back! I make these from leftover silicone from my other NoFrillicone pours, and since they're saved from becoming aste material, I let you decide how much they're worth!

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Happy Valentines's Day to all you smooth criminals out there!

I like to read this in the tone of when the Fellowship was formed...

"You have my sword, and my ass."