The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

Oh, the mammaries 😁

"I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."

Advisor to Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf says Trump’s ceasefire extension “makes no sense,” calling it an attempt to buy time for a surprise attack and claiming Iran “currently holds the initiative” as tensions escalate.

This is what it sounds like when assholes grow a larynx.

Spent Saturday with President Obama and New York's Cutest — turns out my first name is Mayor and I need to be doing more squats. 

Here’s to building a City where families can thrive and every classroom is full of this much joy.

We have to stay focused on what is in front of us.

We must win the midterms. But we must also have a vision for when we are in power to address childcare, housing, and health care and make life more affordable.

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Patrick Kevin Ryan is an American businessman, politician, and former U.S. Army intelligence officer serving as the U.S. representative for New York's 18th congressional district since 2023.

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ScottMacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social was on with @saveamerica.bsky.social Steve Schmidt today, and Scott suggested Pat Ryan would be a good Democrat candidate for 2028.

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👏🏽 🇨🇦 leadership does matter.

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Canada and Luxembourg have a growing bilateral partnership across trade, commerce, technology, and defence. 

Prime Minister Frieden and I spoke today about deepening our partnership in areas like satellite communications and establishing the Defence, Security, and Resilience Bank.

History will ask: why did no one send armies to liberate Palestine?

It's complicated isn't an answer.

How do you get fired from the Trump administration for having an affair with a subordinate and drinking on the job? We’ll have to ask Lori Chavez-DeRemer, because I thought it was a requirement.

Donald Trump is using a war, with thousands dead and billions in damages, to manipulate the markets and enrich his plutocratic enablers. He is a traitor to his country.

If we can afford $1.5 trillion for the military, we can afford healthcare, education, and housing.

The issue isn’t money—it’s priorities.

The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious conflict of interest.

"Only six of the 202 articles covering Kushner’s diplomatic role mentioned his financial conflict of interest with the Saudi government. That means more than 97% of the coverage ignored Kushner’s conflict."

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💯 the only thing he's 'won'.

The Trump team is starting the week off-message.

FBI Director Kash Patel is suing The Atlantic over reporting about his conduct.

But launching a personal lawsuit while leading the FBI raises serious questions and shows he is undisciplined and unfocused at a time of heightened security concerns.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Keep Walking The Walk,Mayor Mamdani.......

Alt text: Screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Abdulkhaleq Abdulla (@Abdulkhaleq_UAE), with a verified badge. The post reads: “This is what I told Reuters today: The UAE no longer needs America to defend it, as it has proven during the Iranian aggression that it is capable of defending itself with distinction. What the UAE needs is to acquire only the best and latest weapons that America has. Therefore, it is time to think about closing the American bases, as they are a burden and not a strategic asset.” The post is labeled “Translated from Arabic by Grok” and shows a timestamp of 10:21 AM · 4/19/26 with 139K views.

NEW: UAE scholar Abdulkhaleq Abdulla says the UAE no longer needs U.S. protection, calling American bases a “burden, not a strategic asset” and suggesting they should be closed. The United States’ standing in the region has been obliterated.

Give me a sec. Have to check the markets in order to answer that question

“Sorry I cut off the cancer research funding for your husband, fake DoorDash granny. Bibi needed new bombs. Here’s a hundred bucks. That makes us even.”

MAGA is upset that Obama and Mamdani can hang out with kids without people thinking about Epstein, unlike Donald Trump.