I'd say about 294.

Bananaconda

The most boring film I've ever watched was Cling film.

This needs a specific word to describe it. So many people have done this. I've done it many times with physical photos. @susiedent.com

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong = Murphy's law.

A waste of a perfectly good cabbage = Cole's law.

@aproblemsquared.bsky.social I'm guessing Matt already knows this.

It's only in the bit between Christmas and the new year, when I can get away with having a bowl of fruit n fibre, a muffin, a French fancy, and a cheese straw for breakfast 😋

I've got a pun about climate, female sheep, polygraphs, boat paddles, and tangled string. And I'm telling it to you,
Weather, ewe, lie kit, oar, knot!

Carry-On Dieharding.

Not bad, but it didn't have all the usual double entendre and innuendo I expected from a Carry On film.

My favourite is Mannequin Skywalker

count von count from sesame street is wearing a graduation cap ALT: count von count from sesame street is wearing a graduation cap

"That's one, one silly mistake, ah ah ah!"

I was about to ask the same question.

It's like my eyesight in reverse.

I like the game and have a few matches on the go with other online players. The game would certainly be better for me personally if there was another level bot between Thea and Wordsmith. I beat Thea 100% of the time, but loose to Wordsmith 100% of the time. My average is 600, right in the middle.

Wonderfull Woman!

What do you call a Transformer that grows his own citrus fruit?
Croptimus Lime.

What do you call a Transformer that only purchases from Amazon.
Shoptimus Prime.

What has 8 limbs and can turn into a truck?
Octopus Prime.

@dreamfactorypod.bsky.social

Found you 😄👍

Not Christmassy, but how about "One Bourne every minute".
Maybe either it's Jason Bourne gets cloned every 60 seconds or some kind of multiverse thing 🤔
Oh hang on. "Bourne again Christian" that's more Christmassy 🤣

Also, it is way more convenient than blowing your nose on a tree.

Made me feel a little clammy.

I've not seen it, but I'm guessing from the title, that it's all about Batman taking unwanted Christmas presents back for a refund?

Took the dogs out for a fly.
#StormBert

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Hi Susie. You may have already answered this on your podcast, but I was wondering where the saying, "It's all gone tits up", comes from?
To me, tits up would be preferable to tits down, so I think the saying doesn't make sense. 🤔 🤣

Haha 😄 But you're not fooling me. Mars is inside of the milk way, so would not be seen from this angle. Otherwise, very convincing. 😉🤣

Is he feline okay?

In my studio, painting a bit more of Ted 🐕

I've heard many people say, "Call me a taxi."

Twitter has now literally become my X