debating downloading a dating app, tho the last couple times i said this people have screamed "DO NOT" to me

Every hockey video I have watched to this point, they all have the same voice

# Same

You can’t handle forcefem stories? Mpreg makes you uncomfortable? You’re not surviving the coming flood buddy, you ain’t getting on the Ark buddy.

But what if it really really fits tho

Acromatic rush saying “kill for mommy” in Marathon

Marathon was really made for the t4t girlies

I gotta figure out how to meet queer people better

Also it’s very cold in my bed and I yearn for the warmth of a woman

God I know it’ll be tough going back into the dating pool
I haven’t in forever
And there’s a lot about me someone will likely need to accept before I can even consider pursuing them
Maybe I just need to hide those things…
Idk but it says a lot when all my dreams are of women

I don’t think I’ve embraced someone in years

God damnit the weed I took to go to bed wore off

Its yearnin hour methinks

I have this lady in my head who asks me if im a tired doggy

:) that’s good

Yayyyyyy
did u get home safe?

Go Sabres. That was awesome.

first playoff win in 14 years and I'm a hockey fan now, fuck I'm a hockey fan now

I'm not really a hockey fan, but when I heard that Buffalo would play their first playoff game in 14 years, I had to watch
I was not dissapointed, oh my god that was fucking awesome.
Buffalo looked dead in the water for 2 periods, down 2-0 at the third, then they fucking scored 4 goals in 6 minutes

“You’re 3 inches deep in X character but Y character is 3 inches deep in you” about sums up the type of conversations I have at college with irls

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GIANTS GET TO DRAFT TWICE WITHIN THE TOP 10
WTF

Slur and stare central
Long story but that’s the short of it

ugh
why do i always choose the absolute WORST places to live

If jacksepticeye really wants the bloodborne movie to be a banger, he needs to transition and get pregnant to better understand the themes of the game

guy wearing a shirt that reads i was going to wear a shirt that said "i got pregnant on the northernlion cruise" but it got canceled so now i have to wear this instead

Just watched the communist Betty Boop cartoon

?

@squiddskipp.bsky.social prolly did this
Or would at least like to see it

Why do I fail to be myself everywhere I go

I couldn’t do it