being sick still sucks
but i slept and watched cartoons
feeling much better

#haiku #sick #cowboybebop

These male beauty standards are so skewed.

Me in a couple minutes!

Nice!!

Hey, only 5 more minutes now!

don't forget, people
"assassination attempt"
trump: crisis actor

#haiku

The cross roads of "peas" and "cheeks". It's a friendly neighborhood.

I thought that was the game Wesley got addicted to in TNG.

Heard by the lowest echelon of comms intern, these messages made the listeners "vewy scawed".

A corncob pipe on the pacement

Ce si n'est pas une pipe.

#art #magritte

property damage
is "not killing people, yet"
don't forget the "yet"

#haiku

"Doctors hate him"? Guess what, we all hate him.

I have that album and Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball on vinyl and absolutely love playing them.

"Cover of the Rolling Stone" or "Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball"?

What's the other one?

An instant pot filled with a chicken, carrots, onion, celery, and garlic cloves.

The before picture.

#dinner

I maintain "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" is one of the most accessible feminist anthems ever written.

My hand holding a dollar bill

check out what i found
who says teaching doesn't pay?
take it to the bank

#haiku #onedollar

This is where storytelling comes in.

My mom had daffodils in our front yard facing south. I always loved how early they came up.

Come to Genius Night. Last time I won $5!

jthewolfmanm I'm Jared; I'm a writer with a background in education. I love playing and making games, especially worldbuilding games.

"you wouldn't download
a free ttrpg"
you wouldn't? why not?

#haiku #itchio #ttrpg

jthewolfmanm.itch.io

Dr. Strangelove

for today's film club
i'm showing them this classic
you think they'll like it?

#haiku #movies #film

God, their playbook really never changes, does it?

old, mad king ludwig
went out swimming one fine day
and never returned

#haiku #noreason

corrected student
surprised i knew the lyrics
the song: big poppa

#haiku #teaching

I'm getting the Chauvet cave bear hand poked on my inner forearm in early May. Thinking if doing a rhino from the same cave painting on the other arm, too.

A saucy crop top and gaucho pants. Maybe a wedge?

Sounds like a goddamn Tim and Eric sketch.

But that would take accountabilityyyyyyyy....!