In a past life, we were partners in supermarket sweep

two men are looking at a laptop computer . ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer .

Teaching the Gen z employee how to pirate

EVERYONE GET MORE PUERTO RICAN ASAP

TF is "Brooklyn sober" you don't eat ketamine off the ground?

50 years ago America never heard the "I'm x and you're not" joke and now I have to suffer

Man imagine the worst shitlib who is as upset tonight as they were in 2016 lmao gottee

How do I get the hinge aloof wife filter

How many boomers do you think will end up accidentally voting Zohran bc they couldn't be fucked to find his bullshit independent party on the ballot

Holy shit only realizing now you're behind my recent favorite podcast

Oh man I did a solid Woody impression while teaching kindergarten drama and those kids ate that up 😭🙂‍↕️😊

the degeneracy of rizz or any charisma in contemporary politicians must be discussed (yes, i just remembered i owe you a text)

Me, 4 years old, watching rocko's modern life

GET YOUR BUM ASS BACK TO WESTCHESTER

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Me leading the elderly to the voting booths so a sex pest failed gov doesn't win

The arrogance to be a scumbag politician and a literal registered sex offender and campaign like you're the victim beaten, bandaged, and bloodied - because you chose to run again in a historic show of hubris

a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door ALT: a man with makeup on his face is looking through a door

Jd vance in the back like

But also they see their opposition party holding on to rules they don't follow, so they don't fear any recourse

"not me tho I'm different" - every reactionary ever

Blocking any and all Cory Booker Simps

They didn't have love in their heart like this one

That's crazy who's the CEO

Ayo how THE FUCK do I go from the Fulton J platform to the PATH train without having to walk outside and walk around tourists that look like they came out of WALL-E

2025 ay you want access to my Plex server?

Hey has Schumer said fucking anything yet?

Work part time at a church and they do a yearly "leadership conference" and this year we had to interpret this image (yes I'm applying to so many fucking jobs)

Reading it to the tune of "in my life" by the Beatles

Took a shower while listening to bad Bunny and almost busted my ass

Aight I was trying to list other animal's eggs but you nailed it ty king