the way my cat loves to zoom in front of me while I’m walking you’d think he’s my life insurance beneficiary

Great job, Virginia!! 👍

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Good job, Virginia!! Thank you for voting YES. The rest of the country salutes you.

Let's go, Virginia!! Vote Yes and help end this moronic presidency!

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The Onion now owns InfoWars! I. Can't. Wait to see what @timheidecker.bsky.social has in store for us!

I love Tim Heidecker and I love that he will be part of the creative and comedic minds behind the new site!! Well done, Onion!

Most of my existence is trying to get my cat to love me.

Sellout.

Same but with a cat. Lol

Sending comforting thoughts.

I'm part of the dozens. Lol

The Seahawks won the Suoer Bowl 66 days ago in case you forgot
They beat the NE Patriots whose coach is Mike Vrabel. You have heard about him recently

Is it Friday yet?

That Mariner is on point. 😆

Ok but why does the Oriole bird look like a crow?

I am SO HAPPY for those people. What a feeling of freedom and hope they must have!!!

Look, birds are back!! I'm so excited! 😁 #caturday #nationalpetday #catsofbluesky

This toxic masculinity needs to stop!! Like just stop raping people!! It's NOT A BIG ASK.

Thank you for speaking up. This cannot be easy. ❤️

Oh, it’s janky all right !! Michelle Obama ever the optimist. I love her. #MichelleObamaIsMyQueen

This is so well done. 👌

I identify as angry.

I can’t believe I woke up relieved today that we lost the war instead of mass murdering people

How can anyone spin this Iran situation as anything but a colossal embarrassment

The US century of humiliation needs a theme song.

Thank god. Christ.

But seriously folks. We cannot continue to live like this.