Even to white Americans that looks gross and bland. I’ve had a British breakfast and don’t get me wrong I’ll fuck up some baked beans any day and know it can be tasty but it looks unappetizing af (also I don’t want to clog my arteries before noon)

Looooooool

This post brought to you by my SF group thread where someone inevitably goes outside and informs the rest of the group if it's a warm or cold 60 something day.

Today is a warm 65 despite the rain....or probably because of the rain. Its muggalicious.

Someone needs to make a weather app for San Francisco that lets you know if its a warm 60 something day or cold 60 something day because somehow 65 can feel like Chicago winter one day then LA spring the next

Booker is like if a rendition of "Lift Ev'ry Voice and Sing," became sentient but only the easy first verse that everybody knows and then it just kind of trails off into a discordant mumble.

a cat sitting on a chair at the dining room table looking nonplussed by a large plate of blini

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

Also that photo of the billboard + cybertruck is now the most cursed image on my phone

I never wanted a Molotov cocktail on hand so bad

Welp, Artisan outdid themselves with another somehow worse and even more sexist creepy and confusing billboard

They’re also tapping thick stacks of flyers in the neighborhood recruiting contractors to help build their knowledge base for their product. I’m putting them where they belong 😌

🎵 to the tune of WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! 🎵

Baby, where the hell did this day go
Why did it take so long, to answer emails
Oh baby, where the hell did this day go
Getting another to-do
Slack me if you need me, baby, if you need me, slack me
Wait dont holler"

Ever have one of those nights where you're not 100% sure if you slept or just laid there with your eyes closed?

15 minutes sounds like a dream if I ever actually get to sleep 😆 🫠

The Iceberg Theory, visualized:

I never wore them but they were popular pre pandemic because they were easy to throw in the wash is all I remember. But the craze died out pretty quick. Honestly seemed like normal sneakers to me 🤷‍♀️

Looooool point well taken! They had a stranglehold on a company I worked for pre pandemic when they were still trendy. I honestly didn’t even know they still existed 😆

Allbirds, the San Francisco shoe brand that made 'Salesforce Ones,' pivots to AI Allbirds originally provided practical, if maligned, footwear for everyday life.

I had to check the date several times to make sure this wasn't April Fools

Allbirds, the shoe company, is pivoting to AI. No, not AI designed shoes...AI cloud computing

I want off this planet/timeline/universe/whatever. Take me to non AI country 🙏

www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...

Im sure the homeless are thrilled with her tireless crusade to take down these signs, that will solve all their problems!

She cant imagine why this isn't the city of San Francisco's top priority, to remove the signs. She wants to speak to city lawyers

Shes the type of performative liberal I hate

Shes probably leveled an entire forest printing out all of her emails to the city and photos. Her reasoning seems to be two fold
1- who gives you the right to enforce this (no one is enforcing no loitering its a gentle suggestion)
2- its anti homeless (because everyone follows signs 🙄)

Im on the board of our Community Benefit District and theres a woman from the community who has been on a crusade for months to take down signs in the neighborhood saying "family zone no loitering"

Latest wild statement "no loitering?! What would Jack London say!"

Parks and Rec was so accurate

I had friends at that show who were huge fans, had gone to all his other shows. WERE fans is the key word. Not only the Elon shit but they said the show was terrible, awkward and just weird

The booing was even louder and more constant than the videos you saw online tho 😂

Oh no I’ve done it again….I horribly paced my book reading & only had 2 books going (I like to have 3 for different moods & to avoid bad book hangovers)

I just finished All The Birds in the Sky (incredible a must read) & am going to finish the final Zodiac Academy tonight too. Im already devastated

Even worse once it runs out of black men it starts giving you random Spanish gifs…

I say "racist now" because I know Ive searched "con air" before and gotten the expected Con Air gifs

screenshot of giphy in slack with the search term of [con air] and the image shows a black man in a hoodie in a car

screenshot of giphy in slack with the search term of [con air] and the image shows a black man with dreads looking shocked and clutching his chest

Search of "con air" in Tenor showing 6 gifs from Con Air, 4 of which are the famous Nic Cage hair in the breeze gif

Ya'll Giphy is racist now. I was trying to find the gif of Nic Cage in Con Air with his hair in the wind, you know, one of the most popular gifs on the internet. I thought "con air" would work like it does on every other platform (3rd image is Tenor search) but it kept giving me black men...

This post brought to you by bitching with my girlfriends about how GLP1/GIP meds for PCOS aren’t covered by insurance if you’re not overweight but men can get their dick and hair pills covered 🙄

Referring to hair loss pills and dick pills as gender affirming care from now on

We don’t claim him. He’s a boomer in a millennial skin suit.

Boy do we lol. When I started getting into tarot it’s because I told people I missed the rituals and art of Catholicism and if I didn’t replace it with something else I knew I’d go back to the church which I didn’t want to

Smash cut to 5 years later and I’m surrounded by crystals and tarot cards 🥰

Saaaame I was like “yall can’t be real” with half the congregation falling to the ground speaking in tongues after eating a cheeze-it and listening to some 16 year old play Christian rock on electric guitar

Like Catholics will dip a Saints skull in gold & display it but that’s normal by comparison

Went with a friend once to their mega church. They tried so hard to make me “accept Jesus” even tho I always told them Catholics started this whole Christianity thing but they said I was a devil worshiper

Stopped staying over on Saturdays at Protestant houses because theyd drag me to church Sunday

This. Protestants ESPECIALLY “non denominational” Baptists fucking haaaaaaate Catholics

I was Catholic growing up in a very Protestant town and I was regularly told I was going to hell and having friends and their parents “pray” for me (which always involved putting their hands on my teenage chest)