a collection of consumer electronics with colorful, translucent plastic cases

imagine being a RETVRN guy but for 'cursive in schools' instead of cool ass translucent electronics

Using my non-binary privilege to pay the female price at sex clubs and the male price at hair salons

I’m sorry you can’t satisfy your wife like Gentlemelon can 😔

a close up of a person 's mouth in a dark room with a light coming out of it . Alt: a gif of someone writing and fire comes off the pen and onto the paper, often used to describe someone’s writing or art being ‘fire’ i.e. exceptionally good

Trans fem Peter?!

Why are there so many weird bot comments 😭 beautiful portrait btw 💖

all cats know these days is inhale food, throw litter on the floor, and FEATHER TOY play feather toy RIGHT NOW

For me it has to be the goose on the bottom right, but the pigeon on the top left is a close contender!

my dan hentschel fanart

SON LOAF

Panel 1: An undetailed figure holds Shen as he coughs lightly in his arms, beat-up, tired-looking, and sweating a lot. The figure says "OH MY GOD!! WHO KICKED YOUR ASS??" Panel 2: With a shaking hand, Shen reaches out and points outward. The figure holding him watches his hand do this. Panel 3: The figure raises his head and eyes to look at what Shen is pointing at. Panel 4: Standing before him is Shen himself, still beat-up, tired-looking, and sweaty. Shen is no longer in the figure's arms, though they are still posed like they were holding him. Text below: "This is what it feels like to go to the gym"

I would like to commission you but I can’t access Bluesky DMs because of stupid UK age verification laws (I’m 29 years old but I refuse to give my face scan to bluesky lmao). Is there any other way of contacting you?

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

When will this discrimination cease

i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET

What if Dracula was a gunslinging fuckboy who fought nazis and catholics with a 80 IQ cop waifu and a butch protestant fascist, it's 1997 by the way

I want you

White plastic sign with a crude drawing of a dog peeing and a line crossing through it

I couldn't find any "no dogs on grass" signs at the store so I made my own

I CAN FIX HER

Hell yeah

lmao cringe

I don’t know why so many people are mad at you for saying the literal truth. Maybe because it makes them a bit uncomfortable to have to acknowledge that Lennon wasn’t the great guy he was made out to be for so long.

BLACK TOWER MENTIONED!!!!!

The Thanksgiving Arc is so good, I’m absolutely loving every instalment.

13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’

my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though

I love her eager expression as Everett drags the scumbag away.

On a completely biased level, I’m glad Isabelle exists because I relate to her so hard, and it’s so refreshing to see her, Cy and Lynn obtain a somewhat strained but very real sense of contentment and peace with one another by the end.