Sir im with the c.i.a. (cock inspection agency) and i must inspect ur pecker with my mouth and hole immediately

Not gonna hold you sometimes i forget the movies i watch like a day after

Awe ik how it feels hate being away from my sweet boy even for a week

Theres a secret 3rd option

Ig i can handle this stick shift

I give you 2 options

Leave like im a gengar tissue plush

Ive got the hottest twink femboy boyfriend this world may suck but he sucks my dick better

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Well do they know string shot too

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Ur dick must be named metapod the way it knows how to use harden

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If u dont run

Wait he has to be buried in my hole for 3 days 1st

Crazy cause i feel like i cant breathe if thats not in my mouth

Anything for pr these companies are insane

Ooo yay

Does this mean i can bring my boy empoleon into za oh yessss

I bet they look the same as hers

I need that vitamin explosion

Money hungry weirdo suing me for money even though my insurance was gonna pay 25k like shit is weird af

I thought credit scores only went upto 850

Oh so are we getting an ait bud meets princess diaries movie mashup

Fluffy pillows

Them soccer fans were saying ing hes famous too i had to look up who jude law was and that soccer players name they all nobody E tier losers going after someone more important and if i were chappell id sue everybody even the nothing ass mayor

I need to be filled up like a twinkie stat

Does have to be just the tip

You heard the mayor go ahead and fill me up😏😏

Does that mean i get some irish cream🤭😏

Lol omg i jst know ur summer gonna be boiling

Get freaky with an irish guy and consider it a honorable