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Drawing of an embarrassed demon with small nub horns, face flushed red and crying, with one hand up their head trying to hide their small horns. Text above them says "T-they're not small!"

Being hornshamed........ :<

it's infinitely less harmful to tell someone it's not going to work out than it is to keep them guessing

berlin s-bahn when they kick everyone out of the train just because they feel like it:

doing whats called a “sub power move” by swallowing the married dom’s wedding ring when she puts her fingers down my throat

you may be in her DMs but i'm in her sharps container

a great way to have conversational rizz is to just start talking lmao

You'll do your lover a favour
#signalis

insane? i was insane once
they placed me in a chamber
a latex chamber
a latex chamber with vermin
and the vermin made me insane

mads mikkelsen is for the lesbians

doggirl4catgirl is like c4t

gotta eat more müsli

accidentally thought my coworkers at this new service job wouldn't hate me

today i'm getting paid 15€ to take a fat shit in the regio on the way to work

birdgirl who listens to metal call that a rock dove

i'm getting fucking censored on grindr

need to get my back broken or my brains blown out or my back blown out or my brain broken

it's such a crime that i can't just cuddle up to whomever i'm sitting next to on the train. like i'm so cute why can't i just rest my head on some stranger's shoulder

it's my birthday today!! everybody say happy birthday paige :3

depends on whether or not i like the girlsmell 😔

shaved my pits today

are you taking it orally? i've heard the drowsiness is a lot worse if you take it orally rather than if you boof it

it's international women's day and i can't get my favorite pastry at the train station because the store opens a few hours later... wokeness strikes again...

three posca markers being held in one hand: a white, a black, and a purple

money spread

it's geld if you are a burger

explaining german welfare to an american: so, imagine burgergeld...

freeman, quick! we need to buy groceries at affordable prices!

pipeline gerch