Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation.

1) Kansas City Royals
1) Washington Nationals

It’s a story. #DCSports #Nats

Three frames parodying the Christmas Carol meme taken from the 1951 film Scrooge starring Alastair Sim, except that Sim has been replaced by Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar from Carry on Cleo. Frame 1: Williams-as-Caesar calls down from an open window "You there, boy! What day is it?" Frame 2: A Dickensian urchin calls up "Why, it's the Ides of March!" Frame 3: A disconcerted Caesar says "Then I haven't missed it!"

I memed. No regrets.

Adam Peters is NOT fuckin’ around. 😂 #RaiseHail #DCSports

Well…looks like they’re at least TRYING to power up on defense. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #RaiseHail #DCSports

Saturn and Neptune have left Pisces and both of them will be in Aries for the next 8 years. Those of you with Pisces placements know this: Every Type A who’s ever picked on you or bullied you is gonna go through some things. And you’ve earned the right to partake in some schadenfreude. Enjoy it.

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The way I almost spit out my coffee on this audio console just now. Holy smokes, y’all. #DCSports #Wizards

It’s becoming the tentacle porn of police procedurals

No NFL head coach has won a Super Bowl with two different teams. Thanks, New York. #RaiseHail #DCSports

The slow-mo shot of the Eagles fans’ reaction to their season going up in smoke was soooo good. Thank you, FOX. #RaiseHail #DCSports

Let’s face it. The Wizards, as currently constructed, we’re not going to land a prime superstar in free agency. Getting a fallen angel like Trae is the best they can do at this time. And for the price, why not? #DCSports

Everybody looking forward to seeing future Commander Ruben Bain tonight? #RaiseHail #DCSports

Will’s friends accepted Will. That’s all that fucking matters.

I’ve often said that Star Trek showed us what it’s SUPPOSED to look like. A multicultural crew and a command structure built on a foundation of mutual respect.

We’ll take it. #RaiseHail #DCSports

I don’t understand the logic of having Josh Johnson as anything but an emergency backup or a 1-off spot starter. But starting multiple games? Consecutively? Please help me understand. #RasieHail #DCSports

Effectively ending the first Cowboys dynasty. We finished the job at RFK in November of that year.

So if you can’t start Sam Hartman in a throwaway game like this, when can you? #RaiseHail #DCSports

The Joe Gibbs years will return in
Avengers: Doomsday (2026) #RaiseHail #DCSports

Why is our QB3 an 18-year scrub and not a young project we can at least develop with some playing time?

#RaiseHail #DCSports

Another escape for Hurts. God I miss Dexter

#RaiseHail #DCSports

My god. How quiet our home is on defense. #RaiseHail #DCSports

Just keep punching them in the gut with the run game. They’ll break. #RaiseHail #DCSports

Wait. He landed on his injured elbow after the INT? Jeezus fuck, man. I’m not one of those knee-jerk “fire the coach” guys, especially in year 2 of a rebuild, but goddamn. There need to be some heated conversations between Harris, Peters, and Quinn, at minimum.

#RaiseHail #DCSports

They keep scoring and our guys keep getting hurt. This is some bullshit!

#RaiseHail #DCSports

You know what? Forget Mariota. We know what he can do. Let’s see…oh come on! We don’t have a young project at QB3 we can develop? This is some serious roster malpractice.

#RaiseHail #DCSports

A fast DE from the U? Yes, please!

Oh. Whaddya know? Every goddamn thing we’re lacking.