Too early for this jumpscare

A photo of what appears to be some type of 420 themed plant sprouting from the ground

Well thats a weed if I ever saw one

Omg!!

Lovely the plumber won't be back until friday. 🤬

He has 70 days 18 hours 44 minutes and 15012 games played in COD. Pitiful.

Call of duty gives limp dick energy

They would make for some fascinating reading!

Ok thats awesome as hell

Plumber can't fix the tub today, he's gotta get a damn part and reschedule. 🤡

A honey bee doing her best

Theres about a hundred of these guys in my clover so it looks like I'm not mowing that part of my yard any time soon

Yea i can't imagine that amount of driving for something as simple as a blocked drain :(

A pretty pink red and white flower in ops yard

My only guess is theyre from the city close to the border and they scheduled two very poorly planned out jobs

Plumber scheduled between 8 and noon. Calls me at 11 to tell me hes otw but eta is 2 hours bc he was called out of state on a job. 😑

I know the moment I start putting on makeup, the plumber is going to show up, so I may as well just skip it until after he leaves.

Mozarts Clarinet concerto in A major fucking slaps

I took a part of a gummy for the first time in months and I am feeeeeeeeling it.

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Daria picrew.me yes please

You're in mine but I never post them because then people will see who my extra special faves are and thats a SECRET

Bruh I twisted my back and my whole spine cracked.
Euphoric.

Can't stop sneezing, allergies are in full force today. Pray for me.

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Positively spherical

Thank you!!!!!!

Wat

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Glen from Letterkenny created Heated Rivalry and you know what, good for him.

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I always say generic because I am very easy to recreate in a character creator and I will die on that hill lmao