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Posts by 2goat2gloat

everyone:
"hey, we really don't want #ai in most things."

every single #company on earth:
"we are going to shove so much ai down your throat you will feel it when you wipe your #ass."

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FARTS
ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
#FOODFACTS

FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT #FOODFACTS

#foodfacts #food #facts

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#itysl #hotdog #lunch

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Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is Al feels like telling a little kid Santa isn't real.

Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is Al feels like telling a little kid Santa isn't real.

#ai #santa

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jody
@wnbagirlfriend
did you seriously just tickle my fancy

jody @wnbagirlfriend did you seriously just tickle my fancy

#did #you #seriously #just #tickle #my #fancy

4 days ago 0 0 0 0
guess my destination
Miu +
@Flicky@ps

guess my destination Miu + @Flicky@ps

#finaldestination

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Iphigenia V (iphigenia.bsky.social)
@iphigenia_v
Well it goes like THIS
The fourth the FIFTH
The minor FALL and the major LIFT
The beastie boys composing

Iphigenia V (iphigenia.bsky.social) @iphigenia_v Well it goes like THIS The fourth the FIFTH The minor FALL and the major LIFT The beastie boys composing

#Hallelujah #beastieboys

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if willy wonka was a new yorker he'd be like hey im wonking here

if willy wonka was a new yorker he'd be like hey im wonking here

#wonking #in #nyc

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@mayor.nyc.gov Please, please, please, before it’s too late, tell ice cream trucks to turn off their music when they are parked.

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jody @wnbagirlfriend
but babe you love being gaslit

jody @wnbagirlfriend but babe you love being gaslit

#love #being #gaslit

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#release #the #epsteinfiles / #stop #the #epsteinwars

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Cashier: paper or plastic
Me: *leans in* I don't care if I get murdered in the fucking parking lot

Cashier: paper or plastic Me: *leans in* I don't care if I get murdered in the fucking parking lot

#paper or #plastic

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Especially the racism

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I NEED HEALTHCARE
LMAO! YOU SERIOUS?
HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE!
AHAHAHA!!
INSURANCE
INSURANCE
@MRLOVENS
NOOOO!!
I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM...
WHAT'S
WRONG, SVEN?
U
U
(・
COMIC SPONSORED BY MARTIN LINZMAYER
THANKS FOR LIKING AND SHARING Y

I NEED HEALTHCARE LMAO! YOU SERIOUS? HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE! AHAHAHA!! INSURANCE INSURANCE @MRLOVENS NOOOO!! I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM... WHAT'S WRONG, SVEN? U U (・ COMIC SPONSORED BY MARTIN LINZMAYER THANKS FOR LIKING AND SHARING Y

#american #dream #americandream

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a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

#tuna #water #gun

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A joke about the Ides of March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.

A joke about the Ides of March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.

“A #joke about the Ides of #March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.”

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#monday #cops

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weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

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I swear the air gets heavier around 6PM on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6PM on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

#Teams #energy #approaching.

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its an old move but it checks out #iran #oil #flip

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
my mom: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you
me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden

soul nate @MNateShyamalan my mom: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden

#get #that #bread

2 weeks ago 0 1 0 0
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

#ratatouille

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Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisoneOverhere
Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean in their own private shells all day and have absolutely no concept of nevermind I get it now

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneOverhere Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean in their own private shells all day and have absolutely no concept of nevermind I get it now

#clam #life

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criterion collection

criterion collection

Falling asleep the next panel? (i kid i kid leave me alone #film nerds) #criterion

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#chilicrisp

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"He needs his glasses. He can't see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses"

"He needs his glasses. He can't see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses"

#dow 50000

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hawk
@hawktherapper
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more
points

hawk @hawktherapper if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points

#basketball #math

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Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

#taxes #lol #dance #bitch

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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BBC NEWS
Scientists reveal the secret

BBC NEWS Scientists reveal the secret

#barking #news

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
What the heck is Electronic Mail?

What the heck is Electronic Mail?

#Electronic #Mail, ill tell you what it is, a mistake

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