everyone:
"hey, we really don't want #ai in most things."

every single #company on earth:
"we are going to shove so much ai down your throat you will feel it when you wipe your #ass."

FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT #FOODFACTS

#foodfacts #food #facts

#itysl #hotdog #lunch

Telling my mom that the video she just sent me is Al feels like telling a little kid Santa isn't real.

#ai #santa

jody @wnbagirlfriend did you seriously just tickle my fancy

#did #you #seriously #just #tickle #my #fancy

guess my destination Miu + @Flicky@ps

#finaldestination

Iphigenia V (iphigenia.bsky.social) @iphigenia_v Well it goes like THIS The fourth the FIFTH The minor FALL and the major LIFT The beastie boys composing

#Hallelujah #beastieboys

if willy wonka was a new yorker he'd be like hey im wonking here

#wonking #in #nyc

@mayor.nyc.gov Please, please, please, before it’s too late, tell ice cream trucks to turn off their music when they are parked.

jody @wnbagirlfriend but babe you love being gaslit

#love #being #gaslit

#release #the #epsteinfiles / #stop #the #epsteinwars

Cashier: paper or plastic Me: *leans in* I don't care if I get murdered in the fucking parking lot

#paper or #plastic

Especially the racism

I NEED HEALTHCARE LMAO! YOU SERIOUS? HEY! THIS GUY WANTS HEALTHCARE! AHAHAHA!! INSURANCE INSURANCE @MRLOVENS NOOOO!! I THINK I HAD AN AMERICAN DREAM... WHAT'S WRONG, SVEN? U U （・ COMIC SPONSORED BY MARTIN LINZMAYER THANKS FOR LIKING AND SHARING Y

#american #dream #americandream

a squirt gun filled with tuna water would be a pretty devastating weapon

#tuna #water #gun

A joke about the Ides of March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.

“A #joke about the Ides of #March? Sure, I'II take a stab at it.”

#monday #cops

weird all my 2025 Oscar picks are just Season 2 of Andor

I swear the air gets heavier around 6PM on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

#Teams #energy #approaching.

its an old move but it checks out #iran #oil #flip

soul nate @MNateShyamalan my mom: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you me: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden

#get #that #bread

zach silberberg @zachsilberberg guy fieri's spiky hair might seem weird at first, until you realize it is his natural defense against getting ratatouilled in the kitchen

#ratatouille

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneOverhere Happy as a clam? A clam? You mean those little things with no brain that just chill on the bottom of the ocean in their own private shells all day and have absolutely no concept of nevermind I get it now

#clam #life

criterion collection

Falling asleep the next panel? (i kid i kid leave me alone #film nerds) #criterion

#chilicrisp

"He needs his glasses. He can't see the Dow is over 50,000 without his glasses"

#dow 50000

hawk @hawktherapper if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points

#basketball #math

Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

#taxes #lol #dance #bitch

BBC NEWS Scientists reveal the secret

#barking #news

What the heck is Electronic Mail?

#Electronic #Mail, ill tell you what it is, a mistake