Yeah, not the ‘get substituted’ kind of intervention, obvs.

We could use a small intervention from Agent Larsen.
“We want him, but you can take him as long as you keep us up..” #lufc

Wanting any of our rivals at the bottom to win is nonsensical. This is a momentum game. Don’t let any of them start to build confidence. The more of them still in the mire, the better it is for #lufc - forget the obsession with getting Spurs relegated. I won’t care who goes down as long as we don’t.

Agent Rutter! #lufc

I’d no idea there were so many Huddersfield fans in your family, Erik 😂

Saturday morning Softplay; squashed in with pasty faced, knackered parents, kids with croupy coughs, general feeling of ickiness… anything to take my mind off 3pm #lufc

Was at the same game, in with the home fans with a Toon following mate of mine. A late Wood equaliser I think? We ended up monumentally pissed and dancing with Steph McGovern in a dodgy bar near the station. Set the tone for the weekend.

That’s like dropping your kebab on the floor of the gents for half a second and thinking it’s fine to eat.

I preferred watching when we were in the championship. Much more fun as a spectator, less cynicism, not a prima donna in sight.

Jimmy Kébé …

I get the feeling 40 wont be enough. Wins against Burnley and Wolves plus another couple of draws…? ..the nagging feeling that we never make it easy for ourselves. Need to be laser focused on the Wolves/Burnley games

That was definitely one for the licence fee!

Anyone sleep last night? I did wake myself up by laughing at one point. Being a #lufc supporter, this rarely happens.

Get the fucking fuck in!!!! #lufc #munlee

As a man who hasn’t had his hair pulled in at least 30 years, that was fabulous.. hahahaha #lufc

Flashscore app, sponsored by Manchester United #lufc

Wonder how many times I can open and close the curtains, rearrange the cutlery drawer or empty the bins in the next 60 mins FFS #lufc

Casemiro and Cunha competing for a BAFTA, true to form #lufc #munlee

#wout we love ya ! 👏👏👏👏

I think we’ll see a new Spurs today unfortunately. I’m predicting a 4-0 away win. #lufc

Odd for Jack Taylor to be at the centre of a refereeing controversy #NORIPS #OneForTheKids

The desperate PR effort to introduce a wombat following the Russian invasion of Ukraine wasn’t lost on me either.

Alf Fucking Garnett #lufc #OneForTheKids

Forget the fact that the ball had gone. Defender was a day late #lufc

Ao, baby that’s what like! #lufc

The whole city has been getting Wilder ever since! #lufc

Watching from a bar in the centre of Sheffield. This may not be a good omen #lufc

The game’s gone to cock.

This is not the Manchester of Bernard Manning #lufc

On my way to Manchester for the Tour Championship snooker semis.
I can never think of Manchester without remembering their twin towns; Wank, Wank and Wank #lufc