I just say the name Eugene Ionesco to every question. I’ve got to be right one day.

Hahahahahahaha

I’m watching University Challenge and perfecting my “I know this…..it’s on the tip of my tongue” look.

Two……

Her new house……….??????

You can guarantee that if the suspect in Epsom turns out to be white then the protesters will just fuck off home.

Back in AF. Stupid Cardio Version. Think I’m passed caring Gra. Mum died in January. Missus said she’s leaving in February. Lawyers involved by March.

Arrowe Park again…….ECG.

How do you block a Strait that’s already blocked?

“I’m stopping that boat “

“No…..I’m stopping that boat”

Minus 6…….bloody bejesus.

They have long memories.

Same……..I missed Arthur.

The Boot

Just watched that SNL UK on catch up. An 8 year old could write and perform better comedy. We have conversations in the pub that are funnier and we are not that funny.

I’ve eaten pastry based dishes for the past 5 nights. I will die but I will die smiling.

Great that mate……

So sorry mate….

Looks decent that.

I leave you for 5 minutes……..

That money has gone to your head.

Approved

Used to come behind the bar in The Childwall Fiveways to grab the TV remote. Told him if he did it again I’d bar him.

I look frigging terrible. This is what I actually look like.

Who does that flat cap belong to? It’s not mine.

My popularity knows no bounds. I got one card for my birthday from my wife.

Errrrrr…….

1984 right in front of us. “Lying spiv” is generous.

What’s a duck do?

I’d have gone with cheese.

Don’t want to sound alarmist mate but someone is knocking the shit out of Niamh’s house.