Oh no, now I’m thinking about leave me legless, an ode to the metaverse

I was looking up a rhyme for kiss on rhyme zone and one of the rhymes suggested was terminator genisys so I’m clearly going to have to think of a kiss related song for this

A note that reads: Breakfast The sun is rising slowly, but my stomach is standing still I'm waiting for some croissants, an almond one cos I feel weak I have to buy, from Tesco I can't hide I'm in the bakery aisle Can't hide it Can't fight it So go on, go on Come on leave me breakfast Tempt me, tease me Until I can't deny this crumbly feeling Make me long for a danish Go on, go on Yeah, come on Yeah

Leave me breakfast popped in my head, and so here we are

avenge my death from the shoe man

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

all this time I should have been assuming I was marked for death

I didn’t live with any men, and none of us were wearing smart mens shoes, so I assumed someone put them there as a prank

when I was at uni living in a shared house, I once opened my door to discover a pair of men’s shoes on my doorstep, placed as if someone had stepped out of them and into my house. I took a photo and laughed at how random it was

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Vulture, who has been hanging out with a bad crowd: Dad, what do we eat?

Vulture dad, who is also the band Kansas:

CNN reported on 'online rape academy,' but '62M men' figure misrepresents findings Users shared the claim in April 2026 following a months-long CNN investigation into the dark online world of drugging and sexually assaulting women.

Okay this makes it clearer. So the site sounds like a file sharing site or porn site that overall has 62 million visitors, but a) unclear if that’s unique visitors and b) if they are the viewing the illegal content www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...

The 62 million figure seems dubious to me too - I assume it’s site visitors rather than individual users?

For example, I think the age checks are poorly thought out, and encouraging people to hand sensitive personal data to third parties who aren’t always careful with things like personal IDs. I think it’s fair to be concerned about things like that AND be disgusted by illegal sites

In terms of pushback against the online safety act, while some people might not want any regulation at all, others would like changes, but just don’t believe this bill addresses the issue. I think it’s much more complex than people criticising it are dangers

I think there are two different issues. The safety of children online
Sites that knowingly have objectionable or illegal content

The only sites that will provide some sort of age check or comply are legal sites. Illegal sites won’t care and won’t bother, particularly if they aren’t in the UK

Incredible

I'm sorry for the cursed image. I've had a few beers.

the robin williams robot chin is killing me

It’s somehow c3po but worse

lmao its vision isn’t it?

genuinely might have to watch this film at some point to see why

when I have some proper sleep I’ll look back on this and wonder why, but at the moment this has tickled me so much

robin Williams in bicentennial man. It’s a robot that is just robin williams

my husband sent me this on whatsapp and I laughed for a full 5 minutes

It’s possible that this is the result of having too little sleep, but I can’t stop laughing at pictures of robin williams as a robot

Footballer player Cole Palmer with a monk style haircut

When you’ve got United in the 21st century at 8pm and vigils in the 14th century at 5am

you could do a lot worse than marry temu paul rudd though tbh

watching living with yourself and my husband is like “look paul rudd’s hair looks like mine again” and I laughed at how it’s always when he’s playing someone depressed and he was like “what does your husband look like? well imagine paul rudd when he’s decided to end his life”

lmao yes!

I am so tired at the moment and this has woken me up and given me such I life I think the nhs should medically prescribe trent reznor