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NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

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Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, while other people go around in 2026 claiming to have invented the Afro

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Ha!

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A plate of asparagus roasted with garlic and hazelnuts, with a few sprigs of bear garlic flowers

A plate of asparagus roasted with garlic and hazelnuts, with a few sprigs of bear garlic flowers

Spring, innit

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Nope. Fuck this article, The Telegraph for publishing it, and Pelling for writing it. Hope that helps.

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The wooden hanger is a reward for the best shirts

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Guys there are so many belugas. A truly ungodly number of belugas.

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Any prime minister who follows this new creepy way of governing where they deliberately don’t ask for crucial reports so they can swerve accountability (Johnson did this with the Russia reports) should be treated as if they did know and have lied to the public and parliament. It’s just semantics.

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[during bsky outage]
Oh no I can’t see the posts
[after bsky outage]
Oh no I can see the posts

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A Cat With a Wooden Leg
Pat McGrath possesses a very remarkable feline. His cat was born with only three legs, and as soon as the kitten became large enough to leave its mother, Pat constructed a wooden leg and successfully adjusted it to the little stump that grew out where poor pussy’s fourth leg ought to have been. Pussy now trots along on four legs with as much ease and comfort, apparently, as though the wooden limb had been placed there by Nature. But here is the really wonderful part of the story: Instead of killing rats and mice with her claws, as cats usually do, pussy has learned to use her club leg for this purpose, and it is said to be a very amusing sight to see her run up to a rat and knock him into insensibility with her wooden leg.

A Cat With a Wooden Leg Pat McGrath possesses a very remarkable feline. His cat was born with only three legs, and as soon as the kitten became large enough to leave its mother, Pat constructed a wooden leg and successfully adjusted it to the little stump that grew out where poor pussy’s fourth leg ought to have been. Pussy now trots along on four legs with as much ease and comfort, apparently, as though the wooden limb had been placed there by Nature. But here is the really wonderful part of the story: Instead of killing rats and mice with her claws, as cats usually do, pussy has learned to use her club leg for this purpose, and it is said to be a very amusing sight to see her run up to a rat and knock him into insensibility with her wooden leg.

It is, allegedly, the 136th anniversary of a news story whose last line I don’t think you’ll be able to predict appearing in the Woodford (Kentucky) Sun

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An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

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I know!

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I love this 💙

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“na pohybel skurwysynom”

— proverbs 3:14

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Peanuthamper, you absolute

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That's the bit where I lost it

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I mean the obvious answer is don't go shopping together, you're wasting everyone's time

But she is SO irritating

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LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS

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A pair of utter idiots arguing about how to pack their shopping in Aldi, one saying they're from Eastbourne therefore being closer to Europe therefore more chic. Spectacular

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I forgot I've seen this episode before but w/e

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LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS LOWER DECKS

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Quite

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did we get the You Be The Judge thread today because it feels like YBTJ was exceptionally stupid

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Oh you’re Catholic and you disagree with the Pope? Maybe you should make a list of all the things you disagree with. Really dig deep, make it a nice long list. 95 seems like a good number. And then post that list somewhere he can see it, like maybe nailed to a church door.

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in case anyone needed any more reasons to boycott

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Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.

Make It Myself

xkcd.com/3233/

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Henry VIII has entered the chat.

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they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

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Abolish the Home Office

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This Is How You Lose The Hundred Years' War

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