Husband asked how to reheat the marinara sauce for homemade calzone and called it "marijuana sauce" - I'm dying 😂😂😂

Whatever that dude was smoking it certainly wasn't weed.

Hah reminds me of a story my husband told me from when he was young and stupid and did LSD. Had a competition with his friends to get as far as they could with no money/passport and ended up in Amsterdam from London, UK wearing a very sharp suit. 😂

Out of the 36 chilli seeds I planted at the end of March only three have shown signs of life - one seedling (Fields of Fire), a little Buena Mulata poking though, and a Trinidad Scorpions will hopefully unfurl a little more tomorrow. No signs of life for the Jalapenos yet though :(

What did the duck do?

Bwhahaha that is a great idea!

Or use it as a cat litter liner?

Hah yeah he got there before me - he said "sorry mate can you take that back. We absolutely refuse to vote reform and you'll find that with most of the community around here" 😂

A reform dude tried to put a leaflet through the door - my husband chased him down, flyer in hand and very politely told him to f**k off 😂 #fuckreform

I've bugged him about this so much and he did go to the GP but never followed up on it. It's a regular weekly conversation until I wear him down!

Husband and I have been together 11 years, married for almost two and sleep separately. His snoring is so bad I'm pretty sure I would have suffocated him if we hadn't.

UK did similar!

The only ones I've really found relatable are ADHD Love - especially a Rich got diagnosed with ASD last year and they talk about their struggles with addiction and debt (the latter most pertinent). My neurodivergent clients have recommended me their books but I struggle to read non-ficton.

*She clearly didn't (edit button when?)

Yes, this was my thoughts too. He clearly didn't listen to what he was writing - Sabbath was also heavily anti-war.

I absolutely love the episode and anything Concorde. I had the chance to fly on Concorde as a kid on one of their pleasure flights but it never happened as my Dad gave me the choice between a video camera and a flight. I chose the camera because "the memories will last longer". I was 8 and stupid.

Oops...

Oh he is pretty!

I need positivity - food, cats or video games, I don't mind which! We need positivity in these dark times. I think people forget that we can care about more than one thing at a time - we don't have to pick!

Of course as soon as I book the car in with the mechanic the knocking noise stops. FFS.

Arghhhh another £250 on the car to make sure it's road worthy for work. FFS. I'm never going to get this stupid credit card cleared on my wage what with car repairs and vet bills. I need a lotto win!

Ah crap - should have done that after using it as the base of the cat litter tray.

I'm very much looking forward to my 40th in a couple of weeks. Mainly because husband booked Fallow for a meal the day after. Honestly, I love those guys & the way they show you how to make Michelin star food with ingredients I can get at the supermarket & also how to make their signature dishes! 😁

I 100% agree.

He is incredibly smart but also a bit of a wimp as he's scared of the older Tux despite being the same size as her! He does have his silly "orange" moments though!

He is! He's apparently half Maine Coon and at 7/8 months already the size of our 2 year old tux girl.

Have a photo of Ozzy - named after Ozzy Osbourne (he was allegedly born the day Ozzy passed but the vet thinks he's younger).

I was literally thinking about this when I heard the news earlier.

I currently have a fleecy gothic hoodie from Banned which is in no way waterproof but it is warm. Considering I live in the rainy UK you'd think I'd actually own a waterproof coat 😂

Ooh I may need to splurge when I've got some spare cash!