throw it some fish, it's working hard out there!

now i'm searching for that tweet about trump being a poster and elon being a reply guy. didn't trump humiliate him multiple times on there? strange days

I think Trump and Musk each have a secret plan for the other to wind up in Guantanamo Bay.

i TOTALLY buy trump as a kgb asset circa 1987. definitely a plotline in the americans, a great show i am currently watching

realized last night that dialectical behavioural therapy is REALLY useful when you get too high. i am always forgetting it's a bad idea to smoke joints in public

A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

it's a great song! life truly comes at you fast

"No Oh no"

OHHH!!

needs a wedgie real bad

i don't know what the level beyond "crazy cat lady" is but i have reached it... i leashed trained my 2 guys and now i am seriously considering renting someone's yard so i can safely take them on an adventure. what a world! though i do highly recommend walking your cat, it is always hilarious

nah the french have us beat with serge gainsbourg (the contest being "weird old lecherous singers")

it was less than 6 months ago a lady threw away her entire career to have an emotional affair with a man that looks like Krang from the ninja turtles

affluent authoritarian policies are extremely unpopular and require a vast network of lies and propaganda to support them

they'll keep dismantling academia, journalism, and public educational reaources until we grow a collective backbone and kick them squarely in the teeth

Editor: You get that photo of a guy delivering ice for our feature on everyday life in 1928?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what