Delete this.

Why apologize for the truth of your soul when it illuminates your death? Do you fear the light or the shadow cast? Love yourself, my friend. Please, I beg of you.

The Problem with the TimeCube™ Alexa Short’s childhood home was in a state of infinite disrepair.

A short story about the infamous Wisconsin TimeCube™.
open.substack.com/pub/ratsong/...
#shortstory #flashfiction #time #cube #wisconsin #timetravel #sciencefiction

Going Both Waves doodles and rambles

A short story about a gay pirate.
ratsong.substack.com/p/going-both...
#pirate #gay #shortstory #lgbt #water

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How long will the signed preorders be up? I’m short on that cabbage rn so I’m hoping they’ll still be up in a month or so

Oh my goodness. Oh my absolute goodness.

To celebrate Father’s Day, we’ve programmed all the slot machines to say “I love you, daddy” every time you hit a jackpot.

who would win?
#art #mspaint #doodle #hotdog #raisin

#cheesed to meet you
cheesed to #meat you
dairy meat fart
yeah.
yeah i just fuckintg said that idfiot.

a man with long hair is holding a grater with cheese on it ALT: a man with long hair is holding a grater with cheese on it

well helloooo nurse

btw mspaint doodle page if any of you even care
#doodles #mspaint #havingfunwithmyfriends #arbys

Uncle Jumba
#liloandstitch #jumba #fanart

this motherf*ucking #frog is #smoking up a #fat jube. good for her!
#art #mspaint

I was really hoping part of getting all 61 animals would be seeing Sylvia leave the planet with you. Justice for Sylvia!

a GIF of a mouse in sunglasses humping a yellowed computer mouse. the mouse is really going to town on the computer mouse.

this internet thing is crazy! google, show me the true name of the Earth. google, show me Reuchlin's diagram. google , tell me, google, what's up man?

i sit at grocery store cafe areas to eat my grocery store food and watch you as you walk by. i don't have a license, i don't drive. no car to my name. i raw dog this life in boots that are held together with spite and spit. i eat my chicken nuggets alone, with ranch on the side. #poem #poetry #yummy

Putting this one tight against my bum in my back pocket. Thx Mr. Goat.

This summer.. get rready for... A WEREWOLF WITH A SHOTGUN PENIS.
one werewolf...
one shot gun penis....
he's horny.. for crime.
he penis is a shotgun, when he shoots the shotgun (penis) it like he cum (penis)
he
crime
wwerewolf.
#movies #movieposter #werewolf #werewolves #shotgun #penis

La Vulva Loco

The image is a law quality jpeg of a poorly drawn mouse on a grainy background, captioned with large eye straining text of varying fonts and colors. the text reads, "holy ficking shit! this RAT is high as fuck on the COCONUT shoelaced estrogen enfused zaza. this RAT stole my father's thousand dollar ringf and sold it to the PAWN SHOP for meth money this RAT is 36 months late to his child support!"

oh, just some fucking rat. #rat #art

it looks like superman will soon be flying off the comic book pages — and onto the silver screen

why my tongue taste like that?
that ASS.

"so now that we're all on the same page" nice try slenderman

my obgyn said i shouldnt look at ur posts anymore.

Nasdaq? More like badsdaq. When my wife left she changed the combination on my safe that has my social security card in it and she won’t tell me what it is until I admit I’m gay and like dudes + guys + men

sometimes you have to lose everything to see what you have

A donut with pink frosting and bright blue sprinkles. The pink frosting is closer to a flesh color than a more pastry tone, so the donut itself looks uncanny

What the fuck.