nah, Im sure Im normal and everyone has dread thinking about sex, they just do it for bragging rights /s

Id say the question is "when is sex better than pizza" but maybe Im betraying myself with that

Wait, I didnt know English has Past Imperfect

what have I set in motion..

it really shocked me in a good way that our trans meets just have vegan pizza and vegan glucose free pizza (that only kills people with coconut allergy, but if you ask they prepare something for it)

Did you also find ALOUTOULOU recently?

This is actually a great list to get gifts for my partners too

Thank you so much! I'm so sorry for torturing with designing humans(?), you did such a wonderful work <3

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Sex is something you do with your...

I started writing more seriously a year ago and this is very good advice I only learnt recently. And once I get there it feels so wonderful to let those thoughts flow and create something so utterly -mine- and personal!

You had me at slow transition

Seeing a decade earlier would have saved me from so much harm holy shit

Ok fine, I take it back, Deathcap gets a pass. But I am struggling to remember how to even pronounce "agaric" so that has to go

I love Squirrel's Bread as a name! My hot take is that all mushrooms should have cute critter names in all languages. Hungarian name for chanterelles is fox mushroom, parasol mushrooms are deer leg mushrooms.

Every mushroom, including Death Cap deserves a cute name.

Thats great!!! Where can I elaborate details? I'm not comfortable sharing my discord online

I don't think its nice to fish commissioners out from someone else. I'm not considering anyone else than Nielsferatu

Headshot(human or a demi) either for my gf or for an oc of mine

Hey! I found you after I saw someone on discord with art from you. I don't have a picture references yet. If thats not an issue, or photos+ description are good for it, Id love to commission you!