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Posts by Crystalika

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#Phasmophobia
Yoo the shadow cast by the couch on Edgefield looks like a profile shot of SM64 Mario

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I made #Toriel in #TomodachiLifeLivingTheDream and I'm so proud of how I made her. SHE'S SO CUTE

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The thumbnail sounds like he has a sock puppet named "Mr. Penis" on his hand behind his back and that's what he says before he pulls it out and talks in a high-pitched voice or something

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Nightcore is so fucking annoying. It's just a song that's sped and pitched up with anime on it. It sounds like a squeaky fart and a mosquito as the instrumental and a chipmunk jerking off and moaning as the vocals. It sounds like a Wii crashing in autotune. How can anyone like that dog shit bro 😭

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I thought that was the scout for a moment LMFAO

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The SMG Movie breakdown from New Rockstars has so many things wrong about it. A lot was not mentioned, a lot was incorrect. So I did my duty as a hardcore Mario fan and sat through this and listed off everything I could that's wrong and not mentioned.

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Is... that TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIjT...
WTF IS THIS BRO

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Here's the rip from the movie by Nintendo and Illumination. Can't attach 2 media to my post for some reason.

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Speaking of the #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie, I remade the SMW Rosalina sprite from the ending scenes! I posted the full rip of her sprites from the movie and my remake on my Newgrounds!
www.newgrounds.com/art/view/xcr...

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--it's much like a hurricane. Once you pass the storm and enter the eye of the hurricane, you're back in the storm again. It definitely had some funny moments especially with ROB. But otherwise, I think this movie is alright. I'd give it a 6/10. Just for the visuals, music and of course, Rosalina.

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It's something to turn your brain off and watch spectacles, references and cameos instead of having a proper story to understand or relate to in a way. It's action-packed to keep your attention and rarely has those moments of calm and when it does,--

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--kind of story the movie was telling. But there are so many plots in the SMG movie, it's like a game of whack-a-mole with the plots where a new plot pops out, boom! It's hit and over with. It's all over the place and feels more like "Eye-Candy: The Movie ft. Mario & Gang" than anything.

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The #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie is... alright. Visually, it's a billion times better than the first. The music is fucking great. But the story is just... Not that good. I had a fun time watching it obviously. But man... The plot in the first movie was a very good introduction into the--

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1. The backrooms movie is coming out on my birthday which is insane
2. The poster for it looks like shes having her cheeks clapped against the wall

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Why is the thumbnail quality reminiscent of the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag?

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The fucking bottom right thing looks like a uterus LMFAO

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And the Steam Deck logo looks like the Orbit gum logo LMAO

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The new Firefox logo now just looks like the Steam Deck logo bruh

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P.S Bluesky seriously needs to make their character limit bigger. Christ on a bike, I don't want to compress my thoughts to a .zip for it to be in one post.

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And here we are now in 2026 with 50x more computing power, powerful software and much more widespread internet than 2010, and this is the "best" companies can do. How did we go from beautiful animated 2D commercials to someone's cat walking across their keyboard? Honestly just pathetic and sad.

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You know, I miss the era of ads and commercials back in the day that had effort put in them. They were animated, they acted out skits, they presented their products like they actually cared about what they were advertising.

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CarnyJared kind of looks like if Mr. Beast and Jordon from Corridor had a baby

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Me when I hold the cube that makes me fent lean

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Spaghetti noodles are just Italian tapeworms

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Bro... Rosalina mid-elephant transform... Oh my god.

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The VA for Yoshi in the SMG movie kinda looks like Wendigoon if he had dark skin

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My pistachio has a butthole

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Ribbit from The Amazing Digital Circus looks like the Frogettes from Rhythm Heaven DS

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Why does ONLYUSEmeBLADE look like GrandPooBear but a fat alcoholic? (Left, is Blade, right is Poo)

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I saw this fatass bear in the new Tanglewood rework, I just had to do it. #Phasmophobia #TanglewoodRework

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