"Blue Origin's chief executive Dave Limp said the failure was caused by a lack of "sufficient thrust" in an engine."
..... I will never write anything THAT funny.
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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
A Tabaxi wizard and his familiar to start the day
#dnd #fantasyart
He does live in my brain, so that might have something to do with it
New semi-animated Hsu and Chan in today's Patreon Post, free for everybody! www.patreon.com/posts/spring...
Big brain moment of the day: wearing face mask while dusting to prevent allergies, then trying to blow away some dust while wearing said face mask. Brain may not get out of first gear today.
Welcome to gaming in the early 90s pre transition from being arcade-style money munchers.
Does that hole in the floor lead to the next bit of the level or to a spiky pit trap? Only one way to find out! 😉
Lolz, it’s a bottomless pit!
Thanks for the shout out, very much appreciated! 🥰
Thank you. It was a devastating loss, and his presence is missed deeply. However his ashes are now in one of his favourite spots when he was alive, so he's still around in some form, and he's thought of daily.
Sadly my reach has never been that wide, and my work a little too niche I guess. Thank you for your support over the years, even when I didn't have a lot to show. The appreciation for my characters and kind words helped keep me going for as long as I was able to! 🙂
One day I hope to be back at it.
Quackers comic 04-16-26 Panel 1: Jason stands on a stage with a red curtain behind him. “As we celebrate our twentieth anniversary we thought we’d highlight the hard working cast of the Quackers comic...” He gestures toward another part of the stage. Panel 2: “…Starting with our supporting cast members!” Jason continues. Four characters stand grouped together in the stage, waving toward the audience. Jason introduces them one by one, starting with Sam, the muscular tiger, Ben the tortoise, Toby the raccoon, and Green the grass snake. Panel 3: Suddenly the curtains so closed in front of the startled extras who cry out in surprise, ducking to avoid the drapes. “But No one really cares about them,” comes Jason’s voice from offscreen. “So we’ll move onto the real stars of the show!” Panel 4: “Yes, my fans, it is I, Jason, the true star of the show! A duck simply oozing with charm and charisma!” says Jason, shoving Tom out of the way in an attempt to hog the scene. “Oof!” cries Tom as he’s pushed aside. “Yeah, much like a mould oozes slime,” he says in retaliation. Panel 5: Jason glares at Tom. “Ah, yes, let us not forget our comics other star, Tom. Always so strong and dependable… Like a load bearing wall, with the same acting skills.” Panel 6: Sam grabs Jason and Tom and hauls them offstage as the begin bickering between themselves. “I’ll have you know I’ve won awards for my acting!” tells Tom “Those weren’t awards, they were booby-prizes!” Jason responds. “Ok You two prima donnas, let’s go!” says Sam as he drags the pair away. “I could’ve been a star on the stages of Broadway!” Tom shouts. “You’re so wooden they would have used you as the stages!” Jason bellows.
Attack Of The Egos
Always the centre of attention
Quackers comic 04-16-26 Panel 1: Jason stands on a stage with a red curtain behind him. “As we celebrate our twentieth anniversary we thought we’d highlight the hard working cast of the Quackers comic...” He gestures toward another part of the stage. Panel 2: “…Starting with our supporting cast members!” Jason continues. Four characters stand grouped together in the stage, waving toward the audience. Jason introduces them one by one, starting with Sam, the muscular tiger, Ben the tortoise, Toby the raccoon, and Green the grass snake. Panel 3: Suddenly the curtains so closed in front of the startled extras who cry out in surprise, ducking to avoid the drapes. “But No one really cares about them,” comes Jason’s voice from offscreen. “So we’ll move onto the real stars of the show!” Panel 4: “Yes, my fans, it is I, Jason, the true star of the show! A duck simply oozing with charm and charisma!” says Jason, shoving Tom out of the way in an attempt to hog the scene. “Oof!” cries Tom as he’s pushed aside. “Yeah, much like a mould oozes slime,” he says in retaliation. Panel 5: Jason glares at Tom. “Ah, yes, let us not forget our comics other star, Tom. Always so strong and dependable… Like a load bearing wall, with the same acting skills.” Panel 6: Sam grabs Jason and Tom and hauls them offstage as the begin bickering between themselves. “I’ll have you know I’ve won awards for my acting!” tells Tom “Those weren’t awards, they were booby-prizes!” Jason responds. “Ok You two prima donnas, let’s go!” says Sam as he drags the pair away. “I could’ve been a star on the stages of Broadway!” Tom shouts. “You’re so wooden they would have used you as the stages!” Jason bellows.
Attack Of The Egos
Just a head's up that this week's comic will be delayed. It's almost done, but work has gotten in the way and I kinda need to go there to pay bills and stuff.
The Quackers website will update late tonight once I'm home again, the comic will post here tomorrow.
Here's a sneak peek to tide you over.
I mean there's a million reasons why this is stupid, but some stuck to my brain like a bug on a windshield.
With what money?
Who is giving AI money?
Are you paying it for labor?
Does it have a bank account?
if it has a job, does it have to file income tax?
Isn't this just cooking your books?
painting of a snowy creek-side bench with many bare trees. sunlight is cascading in and casting shadows on the water
illustration of a bulbasaur running downhill at top speed during a bright autumn day
illustration of lugia splashing up out of illuminated sea water, surrounded by dramatic evening light
digital illustration of the elfish character link travelling through a dark forest on horseback. in the distance a sword can be seen among moss-covered branches. in the foreground he is being observed by some mysterious creatures...!
ahoy #portfolioday!
I paint and draw and occassionaly do backgrounds for animation and games~
my store is always open and I recently created a VERY handy form if you're on the lookout for some commissioned art!
hire.eiffel.art
Wolf Hunter's nap.
As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It's fine, I don't think Wolf Hunter minds.
🐑🐑🐑
Opened up a new style of commission!
Let me know what your character would be doing on a trading card, along with main stats!
#dnd #commissionsopen
Fox with a reminder to check your G-Diffuser system!
Floating away 🌸
Y'all I work in wildfire and can only call and scream at my useless rep so many times.
Please do me a solid and threaten the comfort and security of yours over this. Thank you.
Quackers comic 04-08-26 Panel 1: Jason and Tom stand on a stage. Jason stands behind a podium and a large screen behind then depicts a frame of the comic from its first year and a caption “20 Years Of Quackers!” “Welcome, everybody, to this very special edition of Quackers!” begins Jason. “This month sees the anniversary of our little comic’s first ever appearance on the Internet.” Tom scowls at his old self on screen. “Eugh! I was so oddly shaped with such beady eyes back then!” He exclaims. Panel 2: Unfazed, Jason continues. “Yes, it’s been an astonishing twenty years since Quackers debuted to the world!” “Twenty years…” Tom mutters to himself, staring blankly ahead. “What have I been doing with my life?!” Panel 3: Jason leans against the podium casually. “Over the years we have seen a lot of changes… While many things stubbornly remain the same.” Tom disparagingly gestures to the now poorly drawn, stripped back surroundings. “Yeah, like our artist’s lacklustre skills. Just look at this lousy, no effort background…” Panel 4: Jason continues on with a smile. “So prepare yourselves, our beloved readers, for a month-long celebration as we… umm… celebrate twenty years of Quackers!” “Emergency exits are to the rear, and sick bags are situated beneath your seats…” adds Tom, acerbically.
Anniversary Special 🎉🍾
In which we hit a very big milestone!
Thank you! I can scarcely believe it myself. I never would have believed I would be able to keep coming up with stories to tell for this long!
Thank you! Got to say I never would have thought that it would have kept going this long back when I first started it for a group of friends
Quackers comic 04-08-26 Panel 1: Jason and Tom stand on a stage. Jason stands behind a podium and a large screen behind then depicts a frame of the comic from its first year and a caption “20 Years Of Quackers!” “Welcome, everybody, to this very special edition of Quackers!” begins Jason. “This month sees the anniversary of our little comic’s first ever appearance on the Internet.” Tom scowls at his old self on screen. “Eugh! I was so oddly shaped with such beady eyes back then!” He exclaims. Panel 2: Unfazed, Jason continues. “Yes, it’s been an astonishing twenty years since Quackers debuted to the world!” “Twenty years…” Tom mutters to himself, staring blankly ahead. “What have I been doing with my life?!” Panel 3: Jason leans against the podium casually. “Over the years we have seen a lot of changes… While many things stubbornly remain the same.” Tom disparagingly gestures to the now poorly drawn, stripped back surroundings. “Yeah, like our artist’s lacklustre skills. Just look at this lousy, no effort background…” Panel 4: Jason continues on with a smile. “So prepare yourselves, our beloved readers, for a month-long celebration as we… umm… celebrate twenty years of Quackers!” “Emergency exits are to the rear, and sick bags are situated beneath your seats…” adds Tom, acerbically.
Anniversary Special 🎉🍾
In which we hit a very big milestone!
Playing Paper Mario TTYD remake… I have Bobbery in my team now; I always thought the animation where he puffed up his chest and he stood tall looked cute… So proud !
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How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email
