Holy Divers

a canada gosling looking up from the wing of their mom, a second is looking forward. theyre on a roof.

I SEE YOU!!!! 🪶 🐣

She's so pretty

He's a 100 million dollar weasel, he does not

I think it's just bluesky malfunctioning

makes the bear look tiny

🥺

But I want to seeee it

A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”

Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran

My issue is my friends being legislated and fag-bashed out of existence, not whether the President committed some sort of border-trespassing natsec no-no.

oh no, there goes Mexico
meow meow Meowzilla!
yeaaah

I'd like to take this opportunity that I WILL be getting the surgery that turns you into a cephalopod.

Art by @dannastaaf.bsky.social

$3.6 billion for LAPD plus hundreds of millions in settlements for police violence and misconduct every single year for the next decade plus.

This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal.

The Chart of Hand Tools • Accessible Image Viewer An encyclopedic illustrated reference poster showing hundreds of hand tools organized by category and function. The chart includes hammers, saws, planes, chisels, screwdrivers, wrenches, pliers, measu...

Amazing infographic of hand tools 😍

The emergence of Kevin, who can find none of the nuts he buried but sees lots of seedlings.

why don’t cartons of detergent have pictures of missing socks on them

What mistakes did you make last time?

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

I'm just weirded out by his drawing it on his hand, every day?

You guys. A goose is nesting under the Spoon Bridge and Cherry. This is our Romulus and Remus moment. We already became ungovernable. Now we become myth. #Minneapolis.

I wasn’t kidding when I said if anyone passes by Santa Barbara and wants to haul it I will throw salt over my shoulder, cross myself, and hand it to you. Ain’t no way I’m shipping this back

Like one of those “forward this to seven people or you’ll die” emails

still doomed

If you start growling will Bean growl with you?

Since that symbol is apparently common among Episcopalians, I wonder why he said he didn't know what it was at first

So much easier for the campaign trail
Tom "I don't have any questionable tattoos" Steyer *scrubbing hands furiously*

I guess most normal people don't want to be politicians?

He draws this on his hand every day? With a pen? Like he's in middle school? Why can't we have one single normal candidate

please choose your chunks

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Screenshot of bsky trending topics with 2. Tim cook entertainment 3. Tim apple politics

Remember kids:
Tim Cook is entertainment
Tim apple is politics
Tim Onion is a bit of both