every day i regret signing up for these races more and more
Posts by mashedtaters0
are people really buying peptides on amazon?! wtf
was season 3 of euphoria written by grok? that shit was awful.
music festivals live streaming all performances for free is honestly the best thing to happen in the music industry recently
at mile 13 i passed a 5 year old whose dad had just explained ultramarathons to her (though this race was not an ultra) and she roasted me:
today i earned true Power Hiker ™️ status
3 weeks ago i ran a road marathon (1,100 ft gain) 15 minutes faster than today’s 14 mile trail race (4,000 ft gain, very technical trail) which makes me lol. look at the views though 😇
tbh it’s always been cringy but it’s at a whole new level now. shockingly when i used to go to the local bodybuilding gym, i ALWAYS saw kids wearing their shit, even more than gymshark, young la, etc.
you can’t tell me that some of the darc sport athletes aren’t embarrassed by how cringe that brand has become
love too step on an electrical plug 2 days before a mountain 25k and 2 weeks before a 5k, 10k and half marathon dollywood weekend 🤪 the day before my marathon i broke a glass jar IN MY HAND, and the week of the krispy kreme challenge i tweaked my back squatting. always the absolute dumbest injuries…
my mom won’t stop sending me ai cat videos 😩
stop letting the algorithm make playlists for you and start making playlists for each other
sometimes the internet is fun
i’m absolutely begging you to shred some cheese
honestly i’d probably like sleep token if it wasn’t for the corny ass vocals. we should just replace vessel with charlie simpson lol
how tf did i not know there’s a new charlie simpson band and fucking lol at the sleep token comparisons. btw i’m still listening to his solo album in 2026!!
damn i just learned they’re from the uk
can’t believe i get to live here 🥺
randomly put on the fred again & thomas bangalter set that JUST dropped on youtube for background music without knowing what it was or reading the full title and w.o.w. also my husband is almost in tears
what happens when i ask my personal chef for extra onions
berghain is this generation’s bohemian rhapsody
at the point where i have 4 different versions of berghain on my current playlist youtu.be/7fyufPkXLbs?...
just got heckled by the lazoom bus about the amount of food we were carrying
group interview story time will come after i find out if they picked me or not 🤐
she’s strong af, her physique is crazy and she mostly gives out really good advice (with a side of pseudoscience) but i could use someone to hold me accountable for my nutrition for a few months!
this week i interviewed to be a part time online coach working for another fitness influencer/coach and it was WILD. i probably won’t be picked, but now i feel like i should hire them for my own coaching to see if they’re spouting nonsense or if they can actually help me. shit, i am gullible!
my husband’s new band played their first show and it was only my second time seeing him play a show (first time was 13 years ago!!) i’m sorry but how is this even possible?!?! 🤯
watching the person you love do something they’re great at is so so cool 🥺
i don’t have the patience to listen to people complain about airport inconveniences when they aren’t even registered to vote.