pascal a freak

you might not have noticed but the blindness is so strong that it comes through the camera... please i beg you

park please talk to your doctor about this. colour blindness can be very serious...

seed oils brutally stabbed my father. where is justice? where is America? where is liberty?

love how doctors in the 1800s would see a depressed guy and just say "alright put him in the nothing room"

*touching his Turkish hair transplant scars*

... promise you'll stop for me?

pass next question

i didn't vote because i would've elected the guy with the biggest boobs

Stealing candy from a baby is weak Stealing fentanyl from a nursing home is way better

me: what is this 🧀
mexican guy: ok so...

marijuana was created by the government to steal your memories and make you bad at math so they can arrest you for doing your taxes wrong

you guys are still upset about the Osama Bin Laden Thing?

never deleting grindr

can you believe bluesky just has the vibes of a hipster speakeasy but the secret codeword to get in is a land acknowledgement

imagine finding out that your boyfriend liked thirst traps on truth social...

you're not "VERSE" you're 32. GROW UP

Happy News:

Guy Who "Took the Red Pill" and is "Sorry for the Sheeple in the 'Matrix'' Enjoying His New NFT House With His Meta Quest3 Pro!