i invented wheels so hamsters could run

yeh your uterus for mkgee was not enough, thank you!

next paycheck you will be buying me monster hunter stories. kora my sweetie you will be MINE

beginning to gain hope that I can find atlantis in google sea

i love you sky

hi you sky

it's pretty clear who would win in a fight between the strongest and weakest swimmer

i dont see wht the big deal is, if I was a princess trapped in an inescapable tower I would escape

i taught humans to swim

beginning to lose hope that I can find atlantis on google earth

im the only one on planet earth who goes out of their way to listen to the world's quietest man

ive just come back from the 'celebrating halloween with corn instead of pumpkins' reality

the silence is deafening. checkmate.

what did paw patrol actually contribute to society

still working on this one

no skateboarding

metal detectors are a SCAM why use them when you can put potentially valuable heaps of dirt into your microwave and hope it'll explode

we live in a society

too tired to make a viral post tonight, sorry guys

day 1 of backdating my phone software until i can communicate with my caveman ancestry

we've had trampolines since 1887. why can't they launch us into the sun yet

least cool spell of 2025

no you don't *casts hypnosis on you*

fake friends are those who misguidedly believe their incantations have surpassed yours

everyone knows i only associate with people who have less magical powers than me

how come I've never seen a bear outside of my tv screen

help (I NEED 14 thousand likes right now or I'm purchasing winrar)(

going to drop the most revolutionary post here someday

this is me if nobody subscribes

👽 kelloggs crumchy nut