More gulab jamun for me!

Apparently in D&D there are both poisonous snakes and venomous snakes.

So I'm guessing one's only dangerous if you eat it?

My eternal woe is that they have to be fresh or the salt melts in. Let me buy a bunch and freeze them! Curse you, physics!

So what I'm getting out of this entire thread is that mountains are fish.

*HUGS*

I told my therapist I was enjoying my new work schedule, which lets me sleep in.

Her: You look good! I mean, you've got more color.

Me: I'm wearing makeup today.

Unfortunately, the people who can make a difference there appear to be set on using it all for their own gain.

I thought she already was!

LOL Okay, I vaguely recall having heard it. Thank you!

What's the joke?

Reading is woke.

Is it a sweater with a chicken on it, or a sweater for a chicken?

I was honestly thrown by a "biggest concert" being "intimate". Er...cue Inigo Montoya.

They also assume everyone is the majority. I've never lived in a community where everyone shared my religion.

10/10, no notes. God has the most amazing voice.

And Prince!

I realize what it probably means, but I'm still left going, "they added seatbelts to the theater?"

Thank you!

I shall do my best to remember this if I ever get a dishwasher!

Wait, where is this? I must see it!

Thank you!

Do you have all of these collected anywhere?

Paranoia! I’ve always wanted to play that one; never found a group.

Wait, knives don't go in the dishwasher? What does it do to them? (This is purely for my curiosity, as I regrettably do not have a dishwasher.)

Also it is perfectly possible to say that something isn't for you or you don't enjoy it without shitting on it. I wish more "adults" would grasp that, too.

And yet god forbid we're all automatically registered to vote.

That was lovely. *sniffle*

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

My married cousins Shelly and Shelley would love to meet them!

I am GOING to write this post without typos, damn it!

Once went to a party where the guys were Shawn, Sean, Shaun, Shon, and Shannon.

Also remind me, how many guys in The Magnus Archives are named Mike?