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Me: listening to a Playlist with a friend in my car

WB: (crashes through my windshield to put noise cancelling headphones on my friend) No, no - that song's copyrighted!

Me: yeah, I'm more of a rhythm gamer - that's where I shine brightest

Friend: you should stream sometime!

Me: Warner Bros owns everything. I can't share my gameplay with the three people that would watch, unless I pay WB a gorillion dollars... despite paying for the game and songs...

We have deluded ourselves into believing the myth that Capitalism grew and prospered out of the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifice. The fact is that capitalism was built on the exploitation and suffering of black slaves and continues to thrive on the exploitation of the poor - both black and white, both here and abroad. -Martin Luther King Jr., The Three Evils of Society, 1967

wait i have one

Fuck those Supreme Court bitches

Happy Anniversary! 🎉🎉🎉

Waking up to a leak in my hallway 😵‍💫😠😭 not Poggers... I'm guessing a pipe broke or something

I love the idea of these music programming languages, I just wish the music-as-math thing worked in my brain

BAYLE THE DREAD! YOU SHALL HAUNT ME NO LONGER! A-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

I've been on the app less than a day and already feel very welcomed by the algorithm and the community. The UI is a little difficult for me (a non-mandarin speaker) but there are thousands of friendly faces that want to share their culture and help me learn, and I think that's awesome

US Gov banning TikTok only for millions of users to immediately switch to RedNote is hilarious 💖💖💖
Find me there too! (same name)

Communism in the Cars universe is founded by Carl Marx and it's actually called Carmunism

first date idea: you watch me turn into a million rats

The worst part about stopping THC cold-turkey is staring at my ceiling waiting for the sandman to take me away... Or maybe I just need to put the phone away 🙄😵‍💫🤷‍♀️

I appreciate when a user submits a bug report and they include a section for "how to reproduce" because I went to school in the United States, and our sex education is severely lacking.

On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever

I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

Remember that California voted to keep legalized slavery for incarcerated people. Many of those fighting these fires are effectively modern day enslaved people. They're forced to risk their lives for their freedom.

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories

good thing we cut the fire dept funding by $23M while increasing the police dept budget by $138M. the cops will shoot at the fire.

could be us

everything is Dead Internet now

why stop at gulf of america

why not american ocean

why not rename earth 'america planet'

Jeff Bezos could pay for everyone on Earth to get bimbofication surgery Why doesn't he do it? Does he hate big jiggly titties? Big honking milkers and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? Does he just want us to suffer? Fuck you Jeff Bezos you piece of shit.

With all the Meta news, now is a good time to post shitpost about ceo's being dogshit in general

🎉Happy New Year!